You ‘last chance undies’ are your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done. This doesn’t factor in the bathing suit bottoms or the pair of crotchless panties that are saved for situations so extreme that you can’t help it, you have to wear them. The bathing suit bottoms actually function significantly better as underwear than the crotchless panties. The crotchless panties, of course, cover all the parts of you that really don’t need any coverage, while leaving your lady parts open and exposed.
Last chance undies are all fine and dandy when you have in-suite laundry, but if you have coin laundry in the basement of your building or you have to drag your dirty shit to a Laundromat down the street, these last chance undies are crucial reminders. It’s important to keep on top of this sort of thing, especially if you’re the type of person who likes to pick up people for one night stands. You don’t ever want to be one of those types who wears their underwear inside out in order to get a second wear out of them. That’s just nasty. Better to wash them in the sink and blow dry them, even if you can’t dry them out completely and they stick to you all moist and cold. There’s nothing more disgusting that two day old undies that smell like pussy. Let’s always remember that.
Your last chance undies will likely be a pair of undies that you don’t normally love to wear, which is why they get slotted as the desperation pair. Maybe they’re kind of uncomfortable or slightly too small (or WAY too big, like granny panties or period panties). Maybe they’re a thong but they’re the only thong you have that actually makes your ass feel like it’s being flossed. Or maybe they have big seams or create weird lines in your skin or maybe they have stains on them that won’t come out or rips or a saggy stretched out ass but you hold onto them anyway because their the pair that sends a direct signal to your brain reminding you that you better get your shit together and wash at least one of your cute pairs of panties so that the dude you’re dating doesn’t think you’re a hobo.
1. My last chance undies is this huge pair of granny panties that my granny actually gave me for Christmas last year. She must think I have the hugest ass in the world because when I pulled them out of the box and held them up I could tell they were about three sizes bigger than what I normally wear. I ended up trying them on overtop of my jeans and they fit perfectly. Go figure.
2. I’m totally wearing my last chance undies today and they’re making me fucking bitchy because I can feel the string of the thong chaffing me inside my ass.
RELATED TERMS: