Not to be confused with a “Hag Fag,” which is the opposite of “Fag Hag,” a Lady’s Man is actually a lot closer in definition to the word “stud.” A lady’s man is a guy who seems to attract the attention of all the women out there, and he loves every second of it.
A lady’s man can be a frustrating person to be friend with, but there are some advantages. First of all, being best friends with a Lady’s Man is an excellent way to get some half decent sloppy seconds. After a night of drinking, your friend is going to have half the women at the bar flocking around him and fighting over who gets to take him home. Fortunately for you, even the most virile Lady’s Man can’t handle more than 3 or 4 girls at the same time, so all you have to do is swoop in and grab the leftovers. It’s a little bit like winning the lottery by association; you’re always able to get lucky even though you clearly don’t have the winning numbers.
Another amazing benefit to being a the best friend of a Lady’s man is that these guys are usually players by instinct. They rarely commit to anything serious because they’ve had their rosters full since they graduated high school. Why would any man who can get virtually any girl want to settle down with just one? So, inevitably, they are heartbreakers. And everyone knows that when you’re friends with a heartbreaker, you get to be the consoling friend who waits in the background for these heartbroken damsels to get drunk and looking for a shoulder to cry on. Before long, you’ll be back at your place trying to ignore the fact that she’s screaming your best friends name while she rides you. And the best part is, she’ll wake up in the morning regretting that she stooped so low as to sleep with the lady’s man’s ugly best friend, that you’ll never have to be the asshole who doesn’t call her back. If you’re lucky, she’ll be gone before you even wake up. And if she’s not, there is no way in hell she’ll be sticking around for breakfast.
The best part is, its bound to happen again. She’ll end up calling your friend one night, screaming at him until he apologizes and works his charm. Before long, she’ll end up getting scorned again and calling you over for an angry revenge fuck. And trust me, the only thing better than hate fucking and make up sex is revenge fucking. They may be thinking about your friend the entire time, but they’ll also be doing ALL of the work. You get to just lay there and watch an angry hot girl use your penis as therapy.
1. My friend is a real Lady’s Man. It’s amazing. Every time he has his weekend booked with date, I clear my schedule for the following three days. My favourite day of the week is Sloppy Second Saturday.
2. There’s nothing I hate more than a Lady’s Man. Every time I go to a bar, I end up in the corner with the local drunk grumbling and complaining as the Lady’s man scoops up every girl in there.
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