A ladyboner is a slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman. Really, it’s when you’re a lady and you’re super hard up and all the blood flows right to your clit and your clit basically gets all swollen and hard and even though it’s not like a dick where you can see it getting all hard, it’s still super hard. That’s a ladyboner. Also known as a lady hard-on. A lady cock. A lady dick.
Ladyboner might also reference having a strap-on. Sometimes when I’m at home and I want to feel the hardness of my own dick on the outside as well as the inside, I strap-on a dildo. Us ladies know what it’s like to get hard, we just don’t have the physical expression of it the way dudes to. It’s kind of frustrating. We get just as turned on as the next dude.
I used to fuck ladies with my strap-on dildo and it always made me feel all powerful, like I could just fuck the shit out of her and make her come and make her the happiest girl in the world. It was a nice feeling. I don’t know who doesn’t crave the ability to just pound the person they’re with. Sometimes I dream of that nice round ass high in the air, that sweet pussy, sliding inside her and making her moan.
1. The chick I’m fucking gets me so hot. She’s always wearing short little skirts and knee high socks, flitting around the room with her pigtails and ribbons in her hair. Her outfit is always perfectly situated so that one shoulder is revealed or her lower back. She’s got hot tattoos in various places and a sexy belly button piercing. Just watching her tidy the house gets my ladyboner up and ready. Some days I dream about fucking her while I’m at work. I’m slicing and dicing potatoes, chopping vegetables, dropping things in the deep fryer, all the while thinking about her sexy chubby thighs, her cute little belly, her gorgeous ass that’s always ready for a good pounding. I get hard just thinking about her. Last night I accidentally dipped my hand in the grease trap, burned myself good. Still had to go rub one out in the bathroom during my smoke break.
2. The last time I had a ladyboner I was watching my neighbor cut his grass. He always does it without his shirt on and I just can’t help watching him with his muscular back and shoulders, his gorgeous six-pack, his dark tanned skin. Sometimes I go over and offer him some ice-cold lemonade. I wear heels and a short skirt and I walk slowly so he can admire my body. The only problem is that I get worried that he can see my lady hard-on. I try to keep it hidden, but he just gets me so horny that it’s hard to conceal. One of these days I’m going to blow a load, right there on his front lawn.
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