A lady killer is a man that is especially handsome and charming, and who always has great success seducing women. I wish I could post a picture of myself to show you all what the consummate lady killer looks like, but since I can’t, I’ll just let your imagination fill in the blanks.
A lady killer is the guy in the room that just sends out the vibe that he is the man. All the women sense it, and respond accordingly. He knows women. He knows how to act around women, and speak to women, and look into a woman’s eyes. He’s had more sex in the backseat of his car than you will have in your whole life.
Some people use the term lady killer to describe a man with a huge penis. Again, I wish I could post a picture of myself to show you all what a consummate monster cock looks like. But, since I can’t, I’ll let your imagination take over again. I don’t actually consider a guy with just a big cock a lady killer. He’s a pussy killer, for sure. You don’t want to date a woman after she’s dated a pussy killer. Unless she exercises her Kegels, which every woman should! But if he’s just got a big cock and no charm, then a lady killer he is not.
The trick to becoming a lady killer is practice. There are very few natural lady killers. Most guys learn their bag of lady tricks throughout their lives, and add different charms to their repertoire one at a time. However, unlike a lady killer, most dudes stop learning at a certain point, when they finally have enough charm to bag an acceptable woman. The lady killer never tops learning. Never stops growing.
The lady killer doesn’t watch the football game. He learns how to distinguish a fine wine from piss. The lady killer doesn’t take a nap in a hammock in the backyard. He learns French. The lady killer doesn’t buy potato chips and ding-dongs. He hits the gym and yoga classes. The lady killer doesn’t last three minutes in bed. He knows tantric sex techniques that send women into outer space.
See the difference?
It should be noted that just because a lady killer is really attractive to women, it doesn’t mean he’s necessarily a male model or movie star. Captain Jean Luc Picard from ‘Star Trek’ is a lady killer, and he’s bald with white hair. But there’s something about him that women find irresistible. It’s the power and wisdom and confidence and honor. Plus, the big bulge you can see in his Star Fleet uniform.
So, the best thing you can do to become a lady killer is to watch some old Star Trek ‘Next Generation’ episodes. Engage!
1. When George Clooney enters a room, all the women stare. He is a lady killer.
2. It’s not fair when a lady killer swoops in and takes the woman you’ve been working on for hours.
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