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Labia is the medical and anatomical term used to describe the giant over-sized folds of flesh that make up the outer part of the vagina. Also known as the Labia Minora and Labia Majora, there are two separate parts, one of which is completely useless, and the other of which is extremely important for young males to know. The labia majora are the outer flesh folds, which are usually less notable and basically just look like two fat rolls on the outer reaches of the vagina. These flesh folds are barely noticeable in most women, and serve absolutely no function whatsoever. The Labia Minora, commonly referred to as pussy lips, are the folds of flesh that make up the entrance to the vagina. These flappy pieces of skin can be modest, seamless silk sheathes, or they can be monstrous rolls of drooping vagina meat that hang down like a slit pig from a slaughterhouse ceiling. Really, it all depends on the woman.
Some women are blessed with a labia that is discreet, gently riding over the entrance to the vagina and sealing it up like a perfectly licked envelope, or the morning ice on a freshly frozen puddle. These women were either born more attractive, or they were smart enough to have the necessary surgery to correct their hideous disfigurement. The surgery, known as a Labiaplasty, takes your 3 pounds of Christmas ham and turns it into 100 grams of thinly sliced oven-roasted hickory. It is non-evasive, affordable, and absolutely necessary for any woman with a camel toe.
For those of you who don’t know, a camel toe is the term used to describe a woman’s vagina that has extremely large, saggy pussy lips that hang down like the jowls of a basset hound, sometimes even revealing itself through the panties or even a tight pair of jeans. If these women are involved in porn, they will undoubtedly have the surgery performed. If, however, they decide not to remove their camel toe, they will be doomed to a life of inappropriate jokes, laughing fits, and nausea every time a man attempts to go down on her. Chances are, she’ll either die alone, become a raging lesbian, or meet a man who has some form of deformity of his own, such as a mutilated foreskin, micro-penis, or double genitalia. Then, and only then, could this camel toe sporting freak of nature actually find love.
If, however, a woman with an enormous labia follows through with the labiaplasty surgery, anything is possible. They could be the next 1st lady, the future 5th wife of Brad Pitt, Sasha Grey’s stunt double, or just a really happy, beautiful woman who has tons of sex with really hot guys and shows off her vagina every chance she gets.
1. My old girlfriend has the most enormous labia I had ever seen. It used to tickle my Adam’s apple whenever I went down on her.
2. If you’re not sure where the clitoris is look towards the northern most tip of the labia, spread that clitoral hood, and push the button.
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