La Belle Chose is Chaucer’s term for vagina. It’s French for “the pretty thing”. Which is a pretty sweet way to describe a vagina. Better than Dan Savage, who calls it a ‘canned ham dropped from the top of a building’.
I kind of think that half the time people misuse the word vagina. They usually mean vulva, which is everything that you can actually see. The vagina is the hole, the tunnel. You can’t really see it. So you can’t decide if it’s pretty or not. Vulvas, however, are so very pretty.
Vulvas are heart-shaped and full of love. Their favourite time of year is obviously Valentine’s day. They like chocolate and candle-lit dates and compliments. They’re interested in travel and learning foreign languages. They want to explore the world and have lattes with their friends and read memoirs about grief. They’re sensitive but also practical.
So yes, they are pretty, so long as you’re not trying to compare them to a summer’s day.
I’ve seen a fair amount of bush in my life, though I’ve only really been seriously active with a few. The few that I’ve touched and licked and looked at have all been very different and I try hard not to compare. I think the most important thing is to just go into a bush situation knowing that each one is unique. Although many prefer a hairless pussy, I find pubic hair to be fascinating and worth hanging on to. It’s a part of the package. The thing is, you could classify the pussy as ‘ugly’ as many people do, but that’s not appreciating the hotness of it. Penises aren’t great either but nobody gets horrified by penises the way society seems to when it comes to a natural bush. I have a friend who is into blowjobs and apparently gives super awesome ones. A recent lover said to her, ‘I love that you not only love cock so much, that you seem to respect the cock’. Which is awesome. And the way it should be. But why are people not respecting the pussy? Chaucer had the right idea. Labeling it ‘the pretty thing’. It IS pretty. Full of sexy tissue and folds of skin and lips. The vulva is worthy of being worshiped. And if you worship her right, she’ll reward you. She’ll power out five, ten, twenty orgasms in an hour. She’ll make that woman moan and writhe around the bed like she’s in pain when, in fact, she’s at the height of extreme pleasure. She’ll make all your hard work and perseverance worthwhile over and over again. She won’t stop throbbing and pulsing.
1. You have the most delicious pussy. La belle chose, so beautiful. I wish I could stare at you all day long, every day. I’d never tire of the triangular mound of hair, the lips that part like the red sea.
2. La belle chose is what Chaucer called the vag, but I totally prefer pussy.
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