Nubs is a slang term for breasts. It also refers to the small bumps on a vibrator that provide extra vaginal or clitoral stimulation. Let’s start off talking about breasts, shall we?

Breasts fucking rock. I was at a drum circle last night and a bunch of really hot, young girls were dancing around like crazy. That’s right – despite the recent trend of belittling drum circles, it should be noted that hot young hippy girls go there to dance. Sure, most of the drummer dudes have long beards with more marijuana resin in them than a chronic’s bong, but trust me – drum circles are great.

One of the dancing girls, a gorgeous and skinny dirty-blonde, had on a tight t-shirt and no bra. Her nubs were awesome – she had that perfect body type where her tits are a full cup size bigger than they should be, based on her height and weight. They were a full c-cup, and they were bouncing around beautifully as she danced to the music.

I immediately got a semi. She knew what she was doing. By the end of the song, she had worked up a little sweat. Consequently, her t-shirt was even more skin-tight. And the shape of her terrific nubs was even more visible, including some fantastic nipple hard-ons. My semi threatened to turn into a full-blown, throbbing rager. She wasn’t even that great a dancer – just one of those women that go from side to side and bounce.

Don’t get me wrong – little tits are amazing and fun too. I love it when a woman I’m fucking has little tits and she sticks them in my mouth while she’s on top. Little tits are usually more sensitive than big tits, so working a woman up to be all hot and bothered with some tit work is always fun.

For me though, at the end of the day, I love big tits the best. Asian women with big, real boobs are the ultimate find. Rare, but out there. I think the only downside to big tits is that as the woman gets older, they can get saggy and unappealing. So, I plan to date and fuck a lot of big titted women, but end up marrying a small titted woman. Win Win.

Who has the best big nubs in porn? That’s a tough question. I’ve been loving Aspen Stevens lately, but you can’t argue with Aria Giovanni or Gianna Michaels. Veronika Zemanova is right up there too. Real is better than fake, but fake is juuuust fine. Perky is best.

1. “In their 20’s, a woman’s nubs are like melons – firm and round. In their 30’s and 40’s, they are like pears – still good but hanging a little. After 50, they are like onions, because you see them and they make you cry.”  – Edgar Allen Poe

2. Titfucking a pair of luscious nubs takes Randy’s mind off his student loans. Ironically, his escort will be using his money to pay off hers.

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