Kryo Queen is a cold fuck. You know – one of those women that for some reason or another doesn’t know how to cum, or doesn’t enjoy sex, or just disconnects during the fuck times. She is there, but she isn’t THERE, if you know what I mean. You’re sliding your dick in and out of her, you’re giving her your best moves, and she’s just laying there taking it like a zombie. She doesn’t move. She doesn’t moan. She doesn’t use her hands or want to kiss. You can spend an hour munching her cunt – she won’t orgasm. You can fuck her all night long – she never heats up.
It can be disheartening and depressing to fuck a kryo queen.
After all, ego plays a big part in any man’s sexuality. We feel like we have to deliver a quality sexual experience to the woman, and when we do, we feel like a god. Seeing a woman start to shudder and scream and tense up as she builds to a huge orgasm is epic. Watching her eyes roll back in her head and feeling her pussy start to grip and pulsate as she cums on your pounding cock is amazing. It’s what sex is all about – driving some lucky stranger to pleasure town.
The kryo queen fucks all that up.
Now, a lot of the times, it isn’t the woman’s fault. She could be frigid (hence, kryo) which is a medical condition. She might have some sort of mental or physical block preventing her from fully engaging during the sexual act. Maybe her Uncle Dave took her for a few inappropriate long walks in the back 40 when she hit puberty. Maybe she got kicked in the vagina during a karate class. Maybe she can’t feel love because of a shattering breakup when she was seventeen. Maybe her pussy is broken. There could be a million causes to make a woman have a sexual arousal disorder.
Shit, sometimes it’s hard enough to make a woman cum even if she’s completely normal. Not for me, you understand, but some of my buddies have voiced complaints.
The worst kind of kryo queen is the one that can clamp down her pussy muscles and give a man “penis captivus”. This is when the woman holds the penis in their vagina so that the man cannot pull out. Although there have only been a few documented cases of penis captivus, my guess is that those bitches were definitely kryo queens.
By the way, “kryo” is a variation of the spelling of “cryo”, which is Greek and means “icy cold”. I’ve never been in a cold pussy unless I’ve stuffed a few ice cubes up there for some temperature play beforehand. Even frigid women’s pussies are body temperature.
1. Lilith, Fraser’s wife on the television show “Cheers” presented herself as a real Kryo Queen to everyone. Woody’s wife Kelly, on the other hand, looked like a fantastic lay.
2.. Dump your girlfriend if she’s a Kryo Queen. There are lots of hot pussies out there!
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