A knob polisher is a slang term for someone who is a fellator. That is to say, someone that performs oral sex on a penis. Think Brooke Banner. Now she’s a world class knob polisher! And I mean that as an actual compliment. She sucks cock better than any porn star I have ever seen, and that’s some tough competition. She also has some fantastic big, real titties. I’m going to watch a few of her clips…BRB…
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Yeah. She’s good.
Anyway, the phrase “knob polisher” is based on the two words meaning different things. By “knob”, they mean penis. By “polisher”, they mean fellator. I can see how they made those connections. The penis has a big knob at the end of it (at least in my case), and when you’re spitting and sucking on a penis, you’re cleaning it up, just like when you polish a piece of brass. I should point out at this point that you should not use any sort of actual polishing fluids on your penis. Stick to spit or sex lube.
You know what, I’m taking another Brooke Banner video break. Feel free to do the same…
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Damn she’s good.
The key, ladies and gay fellows, to a good blowjob is practice. Watch a bunch of porn actresses, especially Brooke Banner, and how they give head. Copy their techniques. Get his cock soaking wet with your spit. Learn to deepthroat. It’s not that hard once you learn to control your gag reflex. Ladies, you try so hard to control everything in your life, why stop at your gag reflex. Make it your bitch!
Oh, and learn to love to swallow. Nothing feels better than feeling your fellator’s mouth contract as they swallow down the hot load squirting out of your dick. You know how when a guy is giving you cunnilingus and you grab his hair to pull him hard onto your clit when you start to cum? Same idea. Plus, it’s good for your tum-tum.
But, it should be pointed out that since we’re talking about knob polishing, that the head of the penis should always get some special attention when you’re giving your man a blowjob. It’s the most sensitive part of the cock, so tease it a little. Lick it. Suck it softly. Get it really wet with your saliva and then suck it all off. Then go back to working the shaft too. Your man will moan with appreciation.
And lastly, work the balls. Gently squeezing and massaging a man’s scrotum while you suck his cock is the final piece of the penis puzzle. When he starts cumming, squeeze a little harder, like your milking his semen with every squeeze. His head will pop off his body.
1. I bet Selena Gomez is a world class knob polisher with those lips of hers. Plus she’s super-rich. Call me when you dump Bieber, Selena.
2. I tried to be my own knob polisher when I was fifteen. No dice.
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