Klismaphilia is the art of using enemas during coitus to enhance sexual pleasure. One who engages in this art is known as a “kilsmo”. The term klismaphilia was originated by Dr. Joanne Denko in 1973 when she investigated this fetish as something enjoyed by some of her patients. She wore safety goggles and gloves, as well as an old track suit, just in case some of the enema sprayed on her during her investigation. A little bit of shit sprayed onto her goggles, and she was immediately glad to have worn them to her patient’s fucking.
Now, I know a lot of you are thinking: enemas for sexual pleasure? Why? Well, for men, the enema can stimulate their prostate gland. And as we all know, that little gland can illicit some fantastic sexual orgasms. In combination with some penis work, an enema can make you cum and go at the same time. As well, if you use it on a lady who gets off on it, when she’s been evacuated, you can then fuck her ass and be sure it’s at least a little cleaner than before the enema.
Both heterosexual and homosexual men and women can enjoy klismaphilia. If you use enemas a lot, it is advisable to replace the solutions you usually get with luke-warm water. If you constantly use a solution, it can become harmful over time. Luke-warm water feels just as good, and causes few problems no matter how often you squirt it up the ‘ol anal canal.
My aunt used to work in a hospital, and she used to tell me stories about men that would come into the emergency room complaining of something wrong with their stomach and intestines. They’d complain and moan until the nurse or doctor would decide to give them an enema. They’d administer the enema, and the man’s dick would get hard as a rock, and you could tell he was getting off on it. Now, sometimes involuntary boners are the result of a hospital administered enema, but they could tell these guys were in there for the free jollies.
The doctors would chastise them, but my aunt would slip them her number. Turns out she was into it too.
People who are into klismaphilia should exercise caution when trying new enema solutions or apparatus’ or techniques. Your butthole is a great and flexible orifice, but it’s not indestructible. Treat it with respect. You’ve only got the one. Consult your doctor before trying anything too extreme. He’s paid to be your confidant, so don’t be afraid to tell him or her that you get off by squirting your guts out of your ass.
Hell, maybe he or she is into it too.
1. Stephen King would enjoy a nice afternoon of klismaphilia, and then scoop up all the effluence and turn it into his next novel. He wrote ‘Cujo’ after finding a half-digested Milkbone after a thorough enema.
2. I’d love to teach Kim Kardashian’s huge ass about the joys of klismaphilia.
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