A Kinsey Six is someone that is completely gay, based on Kinsey’s scale of sexuality. It is a scale that goes from 0 to 6 in thusly a way:
0 – exclusively heterosexual
1 – predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 – predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 – equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 – predominantly homosexual but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 – predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 – exclusively homosexual
I’m not sure how someone can be “incidentally” homosexual, but I’m pretty sure Justin Bieber is it.
So, according to that scale, numbers one to five are some kind of bisexuality. Now they say that most people are bisexual in some way. I fully support this in all the ladies out there, and think they should kiss and feel each others bosoms in public whenever the bisexual urges strike. I myself am completely heterosexual, despite what my bunkmate back in summer camp would have you believe.
Besides – it’s not gay if you’re the one getting the blowjob from a guy. It’s only gay if you’re the guy giving it, right? After all, one of you has a dick in his mouth, and the other is getting a blowjob. Nothing gay about getting a blowjob. I guess technically when I masturbate, I’m technically giving a guy a handjob. The guy is me, of course, but I think it still counts. Based on that, and the fact that I’m currently wearing my girlfriend’s panties, I would consider myself incidentally homosexual.
And guys – just so you know – 7% of women aged 20-35 were given a 3 on the Kinsey scale. That means one in fourteen girls you know are into dick and pussy. Have you dated fourteen ladies in your life? One of them was definitely up for a girl-girl threesome with you. And you blew it! Keep your eyes and ears open from now on!
Kinsey published this scale in his book “Sexual Behavior in the Human Male” in 1948. It was met with shock and scorn because back then people deluded themselves into believing the conventional belief that men and women were heterosexual or homosexual exclusively, and that the only ethical way to live is through abstinence until marriage. But then everyone with a free mind said, “Fuck that shit.”
Then the sixties came along. People got busy with the free love, and women started experimenting with bisexuality in college. It was a great time for the West. We broke away from bullshit restraints from irrelevant traditions and started to think for ourselves. Hopefully, some of us still do.
If you are a “Kinsey Six”, be proud of who you are. Love whoever you want, and fuck all the people you can. Stay safe and happy!
1. I would say that Michael Jackson was not always a Kinsey Six, but he definitely had his time as a K6 during his rhinestone glove period. Not many heterosexual men I know sport the single rhinestone glove.
2. Liberace was a Kinsey Six.
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