Kick Fucking means getting sexual pleasure from getting kicked in the ass. It is one of those fetishes that I’ll never understand, but one that I respect, because I am open-minded. And handsome. And humble. And good at starting consecutive sentences with “And”.
Kick fucking doesn’t really involve any of the orifices or organs normally associated with sex. I guess you’d consider it a foot fetish, but the foot doesn’t really go in anywhere. Having said that, there are lots of foot fetish maneuvers that I love. The socker, for example. That’s when you give someone the “shocker” with your foot rather than your hand. It’s a tricky move unless you have long toes, determination, and a kinky girlfriend.
But let’s give all these kick fucking lovers out there the benefit of the doubt. They get pleasure from getting kicked in the ass. Well, I’ve been with plenty of women who got sexually aroused by getting spanked on the ass, so I suppose I can understand. Speaking of which, I love it when I find a nice rhythm as I’m fucking a woman doggy style. One where I know she’s loving it, and I can last twenty minutes and not cum. That’s when I enjoy spanking the most.
What I try to do is spank the woman in the same spot each time, with my fingers spread wide. After ten or so hits on each side, the red hand print starts to linger. The, after twenty hits, it starts to really linger, and almost glow red. By the end of the twenty minutes, those hand prints aren’t going anywhere for the next day or so. It’s always great the next morning, as the woman is walking nude to the bathroom, to see the spanking handprint on both ass cheeks. It’s like you’ve branded her with your mark, if the dried semen in her hair wasn’t enough to stake your claim.
If you want to have some fun while spanking a woman on each cheek, try arranging your fingers in different positions. On one cheek you could spank her with your hand doing the “shocker”, so it leaves a “V”. For the other cheek, you could arrange your fingers like the guys from the “West Side”, and give her a “W”. If your name happens to be Vincent Williams, this would be especially cool. Or, if you are a Volkswagen enthusiast.
Similarly, I guess it would be cool to wake up in the morning after super-fucking some lucky lady and see her walking to the washroom with a couple red footprints on her ass. Maybe even more cool than the handprints, now that I think about it. Shit ya!
I’m going to try to kick fuck my girlfriend tonight! If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, she killed me for kicking her in the ass during sex.
1. I was hoping “Bend it Like Beckham” was about kick fucking.
2. Sharpen your toenails before kick fucking someone with a callused buttock.
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