A Kept Woman is the mistress of a married or involved man, and one who is cared for financially by that man. In other words, if you’re footing the bills for the pussy you’re fucking on the side, she’s a kept woman. And god bless you, sir.
Some people think ill of the kept woman. Obviously the wife or girlfriend of the man she’s fucking is not going to be a fan. Other people see the kept woman as a kind of whore, selling hers sexual favors to the man in exchange for room and board, and presents. Feminists are critical of kept women too, saying that a woman should have so much more to offer the world, aside from opening her legs and throat.
I would respectfully disagree.
A kept woman is a beautiful and rare thing. First off, you have to have the money to set the bitch up. You need to cover her rent, bills, shopping, groceries, and lingerie tabs. That takes a lot of extra money that you can hide from your wife. Most wives will notice if suddenly you have three thousand less dollars a month. So, you’ve got to be wealthy.
Second, the kept woman has got to know how to stay a secret. It’s no good setting up a sweet love nest with a hot young piece of pussy, only to have her call you at home and your wife answers. The kept woman must be able to never enter your home life at any point, ever. She has to understand that you won’t be spending every night with her, and that you’re often not going to spend the night even when you do drop by to fuck.
There are no snuggles for the kept woman.
Third, the kept woman has got to keep in shape. Take some of the money your sugar daddy gives you every month, and join a gym and yoga classes. If you suddenly spend all day eating bonbons and shopping, your ass is going to get fat, and he’s going to dump your ass for a newer, tighter model. Keep fit and flexible, and you’re good for at least two years. Throw in some sexy lingerie and sex toys, and you can stretch it out indefinitely.
If your wife or girlfriend ever catches you out with your kept woman, be ready with your excuses. I’m not sure what sort of excuse could get you out of your wife catching your tongue-fucking some young tart’s earhole, but prepare it in advance. Maybe she’s your new secretary, and you were telling her some company secrets. Obviously your wife or girlfriend may leave you if she catches you.
Great!
Stay single and keep lots of women after you get divorced. Winning!
1. Jason had the disposable dough to have a kept woman. She was twenty-two, and her pussy could grip a cock like a lumberjack grips his axe.
2. Hugh Hefner has a stable of kept women.
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