A kardashian is when you have to fart and queef at the same time. Farting is passing gas out of your anus and queefing is passing gas out of your twat. Doing both of these things simultaneously takes talent. If you’d managed it before, congratulations. If you haven’t and you’re boyfriend has a weird Kardashian fetish, now would be the time to start practicing. The easiest way to Kardashian is directly after a double penetration session. When you have a cock inside your pussy and another cock (or dildo) inside your ass, air is being forced inside by the drive of that cock. When those cocks pull out, it’s very likely that there will be a Kardashian (or several) that will be ready to explode out of you. Don’t try to force it. It will come when it’s ready.
If you’re into Kardashian play, you should really watch more of that show with the three Kardashian sisters. You can watch them fart and queef while they walk and talk and shop. You won’t be able to hear it because the editing team will have edited those embarrassing moments out, but these women have super loose assholes and pussies from all the dicks and sticks that have been shoved up there, so they’re pretty much making noises every time they move. Also, Kim Kardashian will sometimes give blowjobs and quart (queef/fart) at the same time. Of course, now that’s she’s a divorced hag, she’s probably given up on blow jobs and is more interested in adopting starving African or Asian orphans like Angelina Jolie.
Another way to get a Kardashian going is to eat a lot of fiber so that you’re nice and regular and make sure to include a lot of vegetables in your diet, especially ones like broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower. These ones are more likely to make you nice and gassy. Combine that with a good vagina pounding (and I mean a good long one, where the cock drives deep into the pussy for what should feel like hours and hours without stopping) and you should be able to Kardashian all over the place when it’s all said and done. Don’t forget that a nice queef all on its own is always a good thing. Most girls are ashamed of the farts their vaginas make while most dudes think it’s super hot and weird and kinky and sexy. Don’t forget that if you want to be as hot as Kim Kardashian, you’re gonna need to make some noise.
1. After I had my first threesome I couldn’t stop farting and queefing. At first I tried to hide it but the two guys kept noticing these weird noises my body was making. Finally one of them just asked me if I was a Kardashian fan. I said yes and then we all watched Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s together and they pounded me again.
2. I accidentally Kardashian’d in front of my boyfriend and he was so turned off he went off and fucked my twin sister.
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