Junk refers to a man’s penis and testicles. A man’s genitals. His junk. His man-parts. His bits. His bats. His loves. His hates. You get the idea.
Junk also refers to waste or garbage. So it’s funny that we’ve transferred this term over to refer to a man’s genitals. My boyfriend keeps a clean shop. A clean junk shop. He told me so himself. That’s all I’ve got to say about that.
Chicks can use the word junk to refer to their own parts too. Lady junk. Girly junk. Junkity junk junk.
Junk comes in all shapes and sizes. Some dudes have huge dicks with tiny balls and others have a massive ball sac with a smaller dick (or at least it looks smaller than normal next to those huge balls). Some dudes have hairy junk, some have no hair or less hair or they shave their balls.
Ladies love the junk, or at least the straight and the bisexual ladies do. Actually, even some lesbians love the junk and want some of their own. I’ve always wanted junk, even though I’ve got my own lady junk. I’d love to have a dick. If I could have chosen my own body, I would have a super fit and curvy woman’s body with nice firm tits and a giant cock. Luckily we have plastic options for those specific nights when you really need to just have a dick, but sometimes I wish I had my own, one that worked. I suppose you could say I have penis envy. But I don’t want to be a dude. I like being a sexy lady. Mostly I just wish I had some dude junk for those days when I want to fuck the shit out of some hottie. I don’t think it’s too much to ask.
1. My boyfriend’s junk is so hot that when he gets out of the shower I just have to get down on my knees and suck his cock immediately. It’s becoming a real problem because he’s almost always late for work and while he loves blow jobs, his boss is starting to threaten him with warnings that he’s gonna get fired if he keeps this up. The thing is, I’m really good at blowjobs so it’s especially hard for my boyfriend to resist.
2. I’m kind of worried about my junk. Lately it has been itchy down there and my dick has bee oozing green stuff from the tip. I’ve fucked, like, twenty chicks in the last three or four months and I’m thinking maybe one of them gave me something. I’m worried I’ve got syphilis. The thing is, I don’t want to go get checked out because I live in a small town and my mom runs the only health clinic in town. What I might do instead is just sneak into her office and try to steal some antibiotics or something. Either that or maybe I can take a trip into the city to see the junk doctor.
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