The term ‘jugs’ is a slang term for breasts. It works because breasts are round and big like jugs. Well, some of them are anyway.
My favourite thing as of late is to go on facebook and check out pictures of my lady friends wearing bikinis. I admit it, I’m obsessed with boobs. Who isn’t really, when you think about it. I just spent the last half an hour looking at my friend’s pictures from her trip to Disney Land. When I got to the pictures of her at the hotel pool I spent what felt like hours just checking out her cleavage. Her jugs are round and quite perfectly shaped. She was wearing a string bikini and her boobs looked like these amazingly delicious half-moons. I wanted to put my mouth on them.
Perhaps it is the sucking aspect, the breast feeding, the fact that nipples actually produce milk and milk is like food, nourishing and tasty, which is basically a comfort thing because food is comforting, like eating meatloaf and mashed potatoes. So we, as humans, see breasts and both nourishing and comforting. If we suck on them we’ll be taken care of in terms of our physical and emotional health. And boobs themselves and round and squishy and soft and look like pancakes.
I must admit, I like a round boob, something that you can cup in your hand, but at the end of the day I’ll take a smaller titty or a bigger jug or just about anything boob related. I wouldn’t kick a set of my boobs out of bed for eating crackers.
The first time I really started to notice jugs on women in a sexual way was when my neighbor Alana came over to swim at my house one day after school. I hadn’t seen her all summer because my family had been away, and in that two months Alana had suddenly grown breasts. They were full and round and they filled out her bathing suit top and at first I was just curious and then I was kind of jealous and then I realized that all I really wanted to do was touch them. I didn’t care that I didn’t have my own, I just wanted to put my hands on hers. Her boobs kept growing and became jugs considerably faster than any of the rest of us. I think she suffered for it. Guys were always poking her sides and commenting on the shape of her large breasts.
By the time my breasts were fully grown I was already obsessed. I had to sit on my hands sometimes for fear that I might reach out and grab some girl’s tits during gym class. I was hopeful that one day I might get to hold a girl’s jugs in my hands and give them a good squeeze.
1. That chick has enormous jugs.
2. Those jugs are dripping with milk. Quick, stick a baby under her tit. Or a mug of coffee.
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