The Juanita Special Bean Dip is a gross sexual move where the man sticks his finger into a woman’s anus during sexual intercourse. Then he pulls his finger out, and puts it into her mouth. It is similar to the Dirty Sanchez, except that instead of smelling the shit (which is smeared under her nose), the woman tastes it. It is something that turns coprophiliacs on, as does anything that involves sexual play with feces.
Personally, I’d rather not put shit into the mouth of anyone that I plan to eventually kiss, but then again, I’m a bit of a germophobe.
On the other hand, I do love giving a sexy woman some deep analingus. There is just something so hot about bending a woman over into doggy style position and spreading her firm ass cheeks apart. Hearing her moan as I lick around her anus in some delicate rim job action. Hearing her gasp as the tip of my tongue pushes into her anus. Listening to her groan as I play with her clit with one hand while I tongue fuck her asshole. Yeah, that’s the good stuff, baby.
So maybe it’s a double standard. Why can’t a woman have shit in her mouth too? It’s the twenty-first century after all. Yes. Equality. I’ve just changed my whole point of view on the Juanita Special Bean Dip. If the woman is into it, I’m happy to do it.
Actually, now that I think about it, I guess I’ve done the Juanita Special Bean Dip with my cock a bunch of times when a woman has gone ass-to-mouth with me. I’ve been with some freaky bitches in my day, and some of them didn’t mind sucking my dick after I’d fucked them in the asshole. Usually they had given themselves a thorough enema before the sexual activity, so I’m sure the bacterial complications were minimized. I still wouldn’t kiss them until they brushed their teeth and gargled with antiseptic mouthwash though.
There are plenty of health risks to any sort of anal to oral activity. So, if you’re going to try it, make sure everyone is on the same page. Get checked at the clinic before you do it. Minimize risks by consulting sexual professionals and board-recognized dominatrixes. If you’re in a monogamous relationship, then obviously risks are lowered. But do you really want to stuff a finger full of shit into the mouth of the mother of your children? She’s going to kiss them on the forehead the next morning as she sends them off to school. You don’t want the image from the night before to come up then, do you?
I don’t know. It’s a free country. Do what you want.
1. After a night of his girlfriend talking shit about him, Larry decided to let her really talk some shit when he gave her the Juanita Special Bean Dip during their sexual times later that night.
2. I wonder if Ashton ever gave Demi the Juanita Special Bean Dip.
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