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Jizz as a noun is a slang term for semen. Jizz can also be a verb, meaning to cum. So, technically you could say that when you orgasm onto a woman’s breasts, you jizz your jizz on her tits. You could say that, but with other synonyms for semen like cock snot, baby batter, joy juice, white love, and man milk, why would you? Mix it up, hot-shot. Your conversation needs it.
Now, back to jizz. (Normally, it’s jizz on a back, but there you go.)
Jizz is some paradoxical stuff. I’ll give you a moment to dictionary “paradoxical”. On the one hand (literally) it’s amazing to shoot your hot, sticky jizz out of your penis when you cum. Feeling it boiling in your balls as you fuck someone’s mouth or pussy or asshole, and then squirting out of your dick all over or into them is the best sensation in the world to a man. But there is a dark side. It can get a woman preggers.
And if you don’t want that, you want to take some precautions. Condoms are obviously the easiest way to keep your jizz from impregnating a woman. Well, actually, squirting it on her tits or down her throat, or up her asshole are much easier ways. But, let’s say you want pussy. Condoms work most of the time. The pill is also good, provided that you know that both of you are clean, in terms of STDs. My favorite is the withdrawal method, which means pulling out before you squirt inside her, and spraying it somewhere harmless.
A lot of people say that the withdrawal method is no good, because there are sperm in the pre-cum that leaks out before you climax. According to my research, there is some question as to whether that is true. Some scientists claim that pre-cum does have sperm in it, and some say it does not. The thing to remember, if you’re going to use the withdrawal method, is that if you’ve had an orgasm earlier in the day, then some of that semen can get caught up in the pre-cum later. So, to “clear out the pipe” of all the semen, make sure you have a piss or two in between your earlier orgasm, and when you fuck the woman.
Hell, if your lady is into it, make it a golden shower for her. Two birds with one stone.
Some guys like the taste of their own jizz. It’s not my thing, but some of my friends swear by it. Ironically, I go right for a salty snack like corn chips after masturbating, which I wouldn’t need if I just ate my own jizz, since I’m told it tastes salty.
1. Jason knew he had a gallon of lava-hot jizz in his balls just waiting to explode out of his dick after an hour of foreplay with his new girlfriend. She didn’t need to eat dinner after he came in her mouth.
2. I jizz in my pants when I see good tits.
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