A Jezebel is slang for a prostitute or morally loose woman. I’m looking at you, Madonna. (That’s the singer Madonna – not the mother of Jesus. I can’t speak to Mary from the bible’s morality, although from what I’m led to believe she let the Holy Spirit fuck her on the first date…)
Recently there has been a fantastic trend among young women to stop slut shaming. Slut shaming is calling someone a jezebel, or a skank, or a whore just because she likes to fuck. Actually, sometimes some girls are victims of slut shaming, and they aren’t even sexually active. No matter what the case, it’s wrong, and I’ll tell you why.
Actually, I can’t express it as well as one of the founding members of the supergroup Wham. In the words of the mighty George Michael:
It’s natural
It’s chemical (let’s do it)
It’s logical
Habitual (can we do it?)
It’s sensual
But most of all…..
Sex is something that we should do
Sex is something for me and you
Sex is natural – sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Sex is natural – sex is fun
Sex is best when it’s….one on one
There hasn’t been any poet or rap star to express why making whoopee is righteous as well as Mr. George Michael. I really only disagree with him on one point. He contends that sex is best when it’s “one on one”. I’ve been in a couple threesomes and a foursome, and they were a lot more fun than a one on one encounter.
Don’t get me wrong – I love a one on one encounter. But when one lady’s mouth is working on my balls, and another lady’s pussy is working on my cock, and another lady’s pussy is grinding in my mouth, that’s just intrinsically better. Empirically better.
So, my point is, girls, if someone calls you a jezebel, let it just bounce off you. Having a healthy sexual attitude and engaging in safe, fun sex is not only the right thing to do, it’s the best thing to do. Yes, unfortunately there is still a double standard out there that says a man that fucks a lot is a stud, while a woman that fucks a lot is a slut. And that sucks. But don’t let the haters change you. Sex is something you should enjoy.
You should always be safe when you’re having sex, of course. If you steal somebody’s boyfriend or break up their marriage, then that’s also not good. But by all means stuff your pussy with some dick while you can. You never know when your ride on this big blue marble is going to end, and you should definitely get some kicks before you go!
Have fun, sluts! You make the world a better place!
1. Heather fucked a married guy at bible camp and all the women call her Jezebel now. All the guys call her… for dates.
2. Bring me the Jezebel! I like sex!
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