A jawbreaker is a large, especially thick penis. I can speak first hand about this subject, because my cock is a large, especially thick penis. I actually need to use a second hand to speak about it accurately, because it is so goddam big.
First of all, it’s not all peaches and honey having a big cock. Some women find it too big, and uncomfortable. Blowjobs are usually kind of unsatisfying because most women can’t get even half the cock in their mouth. In both cases, all you need is patience of course, and eventually the woman’s pussy or jaw will become used to a large cock inside.
For all you dudes out there that are worried about your dick size, don’t be. I’ve said it for years, and I’ll say it forever: if a woman’s pussy muscles are strong, she can grip down on any sized dick and make it feel snug. If your lady thinks your dick is too small, the truth is that her pussy is too weak. A guy can’t do anything about his dick size, but every lady can exercise her pussy muscles. It’s easy – just Google Kegel exercises and start today.
Plus, erections are always different, depending on the temperature, time, how aroused you are, and how often you’re getting laid. Sometimes they’re raging throbbers, and sometimes they’re rubbery semis. It’s all good, soldier. In fact, compared to all other primates, every human has a real jawbreaker. Our dicks are bigger than a gorilla’s, and they’re some big ass primates.
By the way, ladies – if you’re checking out how a guy’s cock looks in his pants, don’t think you have the full story. A guy’s flaccid penis size is a poor estimate of his erect penis size. Some men are “growers” (small flaccid, big erect), and some men are “showers” (big flaccid, big erect). I myself am a grower. And oh how it grows.
I’m actually 8 millimeters smaller than I could have been thanks to my circumcision. Thanks mom and dad, for slicing a piece of my cock off when I was a baby and unable to defend myself. Love you. But enough about my cock and general penis size facts. Let’s talk jawbreakers.
Another name for a jawbreaker (the candy) is an everlasting gobstopper. I’ve never been everlasting, but I have gone for hours with a little help from Mr. Whiskey Dick. And don’t leave a jawbreaker in the sun! Apparently some woman left her gobstopper out in the hot sun, and when she bit it, is squirted hot liquid into her mouth. I know there’s an oral sex joke in there somewhere…
If your lady has trouble sucking your jawbreaker, get her to practice her tongue twisters on the head of your dick. That always feels nice.
1. When I started dating my new girlfriend, I was worried that my jawbreaker was going to hurt her because she is so petite. Nope. Her pussy was huge.
2. Mandingo has a jawbreaker and then some.
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