Jack hammering means fucking a woman hard and fast. You move your cock in and out of her just like you’re a human jackhammer, smashing up her pussy-concrete with your hard and fast pounding action.
Now, before all you people out there start getting all upset and shouting, “What about tender lovin’s? What about slow fucking? What …”
Whoa whoa whoa, everybody. Relax. I’m going to tell the whole story.
Yes, you should definitely not only fuck a woman jackhammer style. Jack hammering a pussy should only be part of your sexual repertoire. You should have at least four distinct fuck speeds and styles if you’re going to keep a woman interested sexually. I myself have thirty-six confirmed, and seven experimental speeds and styles in my repertoire. I don’t get to jack hammering until quite late in the sexual escapade.
Jack hammering should only be brought out when the time is right. If you’re at the very start of the sex, it might be a little too early for jack hammering. If, however, you’ve had a lot of foreplay, and she’s soaking wet and ready to cum as soon as you put your cock in her, then jack hammering might be the way to go. Basically, when she’s building to her orgasm, your should jackhammer her then. Not that slow fucking a woman to orgasm isn’t fun too. Hell, it’s all good.
Let the lady’s moaning and groaning guide you, for the most part. If she’s screaming like a banshee and grinding her hips into you while you’re jack hammering, keep going. If she looks like each thrust is kind of painful and annoying, choose a different speed and style.
The best position to jackhammer a woman in is the piledriver position. That’s where a woman does a handstand against the side of the bed or couch, and then lets her legs fall down, so that all her holes are facing up. Best to cushion her neck and shoulders during this position – it’s not a comfortable one on the floor. So, then you stand straddling her, and you push your cock down into her pussy. Then, by moving up and down, you actually look like you’re jack hammering her. It’s very romantic, as you can imagine.
Jack hammering can also be done by ladies, if they’re strong and limber enough. Ladies, you lay your fellow down on the bed on his back. Then you stand over him, and slowly lower your pussy onto his dick, staying on your toes. You’re in classic frog position now (either facing him or away from him – doesn’t matter). From her, you can really get high on his cock and slam down hard. This is your jackhammer position. Unless he’s into pegging, in which case you can nail him doggy style or piledriver style and jackhammer him with your favorite strap-on.
Jackhammers ho!
1. “When I started jack hammering Selena Gomez’s pussy she had a squirting orgasm all over me.” – Title of Chapter One of “Things Justin Bieber Will Never Say”, on sale now!
2. When Chuck Norris gives a woman a jack hammering, something something.
RELATED TERMS: