A Jack Gagger is a guy who finds men who are willing to pay for sex with his wife. In other words, he’s a one-woman pimp, and his only whore is his lawfully betrothed bride. You know the old adage “Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free”? Well, now you know why you buy the cow. So that other guys can pay for her milk again and again and again.
I suppose there could be a Jill Gagger, if a woman ever pimped out her husband to other women. I can’t think of many women that would do that. Maybe Angelina Jolie. She’s a freaky sex wife.
So, you may ask, why would any guy sell his wife’s pussy to other guys for money? Well, I guess there are a couple reasons. The first, and most obvious to me, is because the husband is probably tired of his wife’s tired old pussy and boring sex routine in the bedroom. After ten years of marriage, let’s face it – the wife isn’t going to bring anything new to the bedroom. You’ve fucked her in every imaginable position and hole countless times, and have heard the same moans and groans for years. It’s boring.
Second, and just as important, is that money is awesome. You can use it to go on “business trips” where you take younger, hotter, tighter women on tropical vacations. You nail the new women and spend all the money the wife is bringing in by fucking strange men. Hell, if the wife brings in enough money, you can really live it up with new women. Maybe hook up some threesomes with a couple twenty-something twins in Bermuda. Talk about getting lost in the triangle!
Lastly, a good reason to let other men fuck your wife for money is so that she can get a few last thrills in her boring life. Believe me, as bored as you are with her, she’s just as bored with you. Suddenly she has all these new and exciting men with their new and exciting sex techniques fucking the shit out of her. God willing, she’ll get a few bigger cocks in her so she can experience the thrill of getting stretched and opened up again. God knows you’re dick ain’t going to do that for her anymore.
It goes without saying that if you’re going to become a Jack Gagger, then you should interview all the men that are going to fuck your wife. You should ensure a quality clientele for your loving bride, and ensure that each man has a clean bill of sexual health. Also, they should all use condoms. It wouldn’t hurt if your wife went on the pill for an added level of insurance against unwanted pregnancy.
Best of all: the tax man never knows about all the extra income! Perfect!
1. Gus’s buddies all gave his wife a fuck when he decided to become a Jack Gagger. Gus used the money to pay for his kids’ college.
2. Most Jack Gaggers don’t take credit cards.
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