The Indian Cock Burn occurs while a girl gives you oral. She twists her hands around your shaft giving you an Indian Burn on the big guy downstairs. I’m not sure who would enjoy such mistreatment on their willy, but we’ll investigate the possibilities here together.
It is also known as the “Indian Cock Rub” in Canada, the “Cock Snakebite” in Wisconsin, the “French Cock Cuff” in Denmark, and the “Cock Kuuma Makkara” in Finland. It is based on the childhood prank where you grab somebody’s forearm with both your hands and twist in opposite directions, causing the skin to stretch, redden, and become sore.
The Indian Cock Burn would be less painful than the Charley Horse Cock, the Dick Noogie, The Penis Wedgie, or the Willy Wet Willy. For this reason, I believe that most childhood pranks such as these should be restricted to the playground, and not crossed over into the bedroom. I have written my congressman and clergyman and asked them to put forth legislation and a prayer to God to get these restrictions passed.
Don’t get me wrong – I love it when a woman is sucking my cock and using her hands to work the shaft at the same time. I love it when they alternate their hand-work between the up –and-down stroke with the twisting stroke. It’s especially nice when they tighten their grip as I’m cumming, squeezing every last drop of my cock snot out of my balls. But I’ve never thought to myself, “Hey – squeeze really hard and twist so that my dick skin gets stretched and sore.”
Granted, I’m usually a “try anything once” kind of a fellow, so I won’t knock it until I’ve tried it. I do like a little pain play in the bedroom, especially when a woman digs her nails into my ass as I’m pumping away in missionary position. I like to have scratch and nail marks in my ass by the end of a particularly good fuck fest. I also like to be choked during my orgasm. If you’re going to employ any pain play or choking into your sex life, consult your doctor and mistress first.
If you do have someone give you the Indian Cock Burn and you feel afterwards like your dick is sore and raw, there are a few things you can do to speed up the healing process. First, have some aloe-based skin cream standing by. The cream will sooth, and the aloe will heal the skin. Second, fill up a Pringles can with ice and water. Occasionally dunk your tallywacker in to numb the pain. Don’t leave him in there too long. One or two seconds should suffice.
For equality’s sake, I should point out that you could give a woman an Indian Boob Burn. Again, ask before you try it, or else you’ll end up with a revenge wedgie that could spoil the lovemaking mood.
1. Jane gave Tarzan the Indian Cock Burn. His screech frightened the birds.
2. Never ask for an Indian Cock Burn from a woman with crazy eyes.
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