This is the world’s smallest form of penis compensation. In reality, it doesn’t really do much. Ipods are pretty small. Even the biggest ones are pretty small. There are lots of different forms of penis compensation. The traditional and stereotypical ones include giant trucks or sleek sports cars, huge TVs, and pretty much anything electronic. Some of the less obvious forms of compensation might involve carrying a huge and expensive briefcase if you’re a lawyer or wearing an insanely long stethoscope if you’re a doctor.
The first Ipod I ever had was a nano, so you can guess that I wasn’t trying to compensate for much. But then I started going bigger and better and suddenly I started getting looks from people, looks that informed me that I was being judged and scrutinized. I got those same looks when I started getting foot long hot dogs at lunch, but apparently those were just curiosity looks from people trying to figure out if I’m a fag.
My dick is average size but average never does feel good enough, you know? I know you know. All men get this. And what does average really even mean? Sometimes I wish I was a fag just so I could find out what other dude’s dicks look like when they’re rock hard. I’m a shower not a grower, so what you see is almost what you get. My dick looks impressive but when it starts to go hard it’s pretty obvious that it’s not changing too much. It maybe gets an inch or two bigger when it gets to its rock hard state. I had a friend in high school that was a grower. I know cause I saw him flaccid and I saw him hard. Him and I and another buddy of ours used to have pretty regular circle jerks. Once I saw him getting out of the shower after gym class and I couldn’t even see his dick. It was like it had crawled right back up his body. I could just see his nut sac hanging there. But when we’d jerk off together and his dick was nice and hard, he was six or seven inches at least. I used to feel bad about myself after that. I should’ve have jerked off with him cause then he would have only seen my dick when it was soft. My dick looks pretty impressive soft.
1. My IPod definitely makes my dick look bigger. I really wish that wasn’t true.
2. The last IPod I owned is all sticky. I used to watch porn videos on it and jerk off in the bathroom at work. Now the buttons won’t work properly and I think some of my jizz got under the screen. My wife keeps wanting to borrow for when she goes jogging. She doesn’t know I watch porn and jerk off seven or eight times a day. It’s only because she won’t fuck me anymore. Not that I’d want her to, the prude.
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