Indoor Sports are swinging activities. That is, partner swapping where you and your sex partner have recreational sex with other people. It is the best indoor sport that there is, although ping-pong and air hockey come close.
I highly recommend indoor sports to every couple that has grown bored with their sex lives. I think we can all agree that after a certain amount of time, the sex between two long-term partners can get a little routine. You’ve seen her best move a thousand times. You know his special technique like the back of your hand. You can still get each other off. In fact, you know each other so well that you can make each other cum quickly and efficiently. You know what moves are unnecessary, and distil your technique down to the concentrated goodness.
But you’d both enjoy sex with someone new. Only sex, mind you. The important thing to remember about swinging is that after the sex is over, you still end up with your long-term partner at the end of the day. You still snuggle together and wake up the next morning together. The only difference is, you’re smiling because you remember the amazing new sex you had the day before. And smile you will, my friends.
Plus, you know you and your partner are safe because you practiced safe sex. Condoms and dental dams and the whole thing. So, you don’t ever have to worry about STIs or unwanted pregnancies. All you have to worry about is whether or not you brought ENOUGH condoms. Because you’re going to want to have sex a lot once you start swinging. Imagine: carte blanche to fuck as many swingers as you want.
Good times.
Plus, your wife or husband comes back with some new moves! Suddenly your long term partner is in bed with you and she’s trying something new that she learned! Salvation! The trick is to never make y our partner jealous by comparing them with a swinging partner you’ve fucked. Don’t tell your husband that the guy you fucked had a bigger dick. Don’t mention to your wife that her pussy isn’t as tight and grippy as the sexy MILF you fucked last night. Respect always. Love always.
In fact, 60% of couples that try swinging say that it improved their relationship, as opposed to only 2% that say it made it worse. The other 38% were too busy smiling and remembering the hot swinger sex to participate in the poll.
If you do end up having some indoor sports on the air hockey or ping-pong table, make sure you clean it up before you leave. Nobody wants to see a big cum stain when they’re about to serve for the win.
1. When my husband and I tried indoor sports we both were very happy with the experience. Variety is the spice of life!
2. My wife films all her indoor sports escapades and we watch them when we fuck. It’s so hot!
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