To be “In like Flynn” means that you are going to be sexually successful with a woman.
It is rare for most dudes to be In like Flynn more than a handful of times in their lives, so when it happens to you, make the most of it! Take a few pictures of yourself smiling as you buy the condoms you know you’re going to be using on the lucky lady. When your relationship with her ends, and you have to fight and beg for new pussy later on, you can look at those pictures and remember a happier time.
The phrase “In like Flynn” has a couple of possible origins. The first and most likely origin is based on the movie star Errol Flynn. I know a lot of you youngsters out there are all like, “Who is Errol Flynn?” Well, he was the biggest movie star in the world back in the 30s and 40s. Since he was such a handsome, famous man, he obviously got a lot of amazing pussy. When he was accused of statutory rape and beat the rap, his reputation as a ladies man was cemented even further. So, a lot of people believe that “In Like Flynn” is another way of saying “you’ll be inside her pussy just like Errol Flynn would be”.
The other possible origin of the phrase refers to Edward J. Flynn who was involved in President F.D. Roosevelt’s presidential campaign. For you youngsters out there who are all like, “Who is F.D.R?”, he was a president in the USA back in the 30’s and 40’s. Anyway, Edward J. Flynn’s machinations were so complete that whoever he wanted to be voted for in the Bronx was assured victory, and therefore automatically “in”.
I personally hope that the phrase was based on the movie star, rather than the political guy. I think the modern equivalent would be based on Brad Pitt, and would say something like, “Getting Split like Pitt”.
There was a movie in 1967 called “In Like Flint” which played with the original phrase. For you youngsters out there who don’t know what the 1900s were, it was the century just before the 2000’s. Lots of cool stuff happened in the 1900s. Some people mistakenly say “In like Flint” when they mean to say “In like Flynn”. Don’t judge them too harshly. My grandma still refers to African Americans as negroes. Some people just aren’t hip like you and me.
If a woman lets you know that you’re “In like Flynn”, give her a little something extra in the bedroom. She’s saving you all the energy a guy usually needs to seduce and woo a woman, so plug that energy into your pussy pounding. It’s only fair, after all.
1. When the Hawaiian Tropic beauty pageant contestant knocked on John’s hotel room door, he wasn’t surprised. He was a judge. When the door shut behind her and she pulled his cock out of his pants and started sucking, he knew he was In Like Flynn.
2. Johnny Depp is always In Like Flynn. Lucky bastard.
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