An illicit affair is an adulterous relationship – when someone who is in a monogamous or married relationship has/enjoys sexual infidelity with someone outside their relationship.
I say “enjoys”, because anyone that has ever been in a long-term relationship knows how sweet it is to feel someone strange on/in their naughty bits. Even if the person you cheat with is terrible at sex, at least it’s variety. If all you’ve ever had for breakfast for the last twenty years was Cap’n Crunch, you’d be happy to get a bowl of Cherrios one morning, even though Cheerios suck compared to the Cap’n. Know what I mean?
Sure ya do.
According to Kinsey, half of all married men have had an illicit affair, and a quarter of all women have too. Look at a group of four married women. One of them loves cock that ain’t her husband’s. She’s the one that seems genuinely happy, and has more to talk about than the new flooring you’re putting in the upstairs bathroom. Know what I mean?
Sure ya do.
Back in the old Roman Empire’s heyday, it was perfectly fine for a married man to get some strange pussy from a prostitute or unmarried woman, but it was illegal for his wife to squeeze some new dick. Those are what are referred to as “the good ‘ole days”. There were also gladiator fights and lots or orgies. Good times.
If you live in present day Michigan, you may want to think twice about committing adultery. Although very few cases are punished to the full extent of the law, you could get a life sentence for fucking around on your spouse! Not that marriage isn’t a life sentence too, but shit! At least in jail you’d get gang raped by different people. And variety is the spice of life. A spice that is missing in a monogamous marriage.
So here’s my advice to all the married or monogamous people out there: swing, baby. Swing. I’m not talking at the beginning of a relationship or marriage. If you’ve just started fucking your partner, you should get at least a year or two of quality sex. Explore each others sexuality to the fullest extent you can. Try it all. Keep what works.
But, even if you’re married to Angelina Jolie, eventually the sex is going to get boring. These days I’m sure Brad Pitt is thinking, “Yeah, yeah, yeah – now she’ll want me to cut her ass cheeks with her sex knife when starts to cum. Yawn. I’ll just close my eyes and pretend she’s Keira Knightly. Fuck yeah.”
Communicate honestly, use condoms, and have fun.
1. When Brad Pitt was dating Jennifer Aniston at first, he loved tit fucking her and giving her a facial at the end. After a year or so, it was on to Angelina for an illicit affair.
2. When my dad gets drunk at the mall, he tries to pick up women in the food court for an illicit affair. Usually scores.
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