“I’d hit that” is an expression that means that you want to have sex with someone. I suppose it comes from the sound of hips or legs or pelvises slapping together as they hit each other during intercourse. You’re not really actually hitting anything, you’re sliding something in and out. I mean, they say that you “hit” the g-spot, but you’re really just sliding your dick against it, stimulating it until she squirts.
The only time you really “hit” someone during sex is when you spank them, or cane them, or whip them, etc. I like doing all those things to young ladies who have been naughty. They like it too.
If you really find someone attractive, rather than saying “I’d hit that” about them, you should say that you’d “hit that with the lights on”. This is a way of saying that the person is so hot that you could actually fuck them in the light of day, and still manage to keep your dick hard. These gorgeous creatures are also known as NBRs, or “no beers required”. Just another way of saying they’re hot without the aid of beer goggles.
On the flipside, someone that is especially ugly or gross gets a different expression. When you see someone like that, you’d tell your friend, “I’d hit that…with a car.” It’s a funny expression that will make your friend laugh. Don’t say it loud enough so that the gross person can hear you – there’s no need to be cruel as well as funny. Also, don’t actually hit them with your car. It’s just an expression.
When you’re fucking someone, and you’re not using a condom, it’s called “hitting it raw”. If you’re with someone and they want to hit it raw, think about it. Otherwise you’ll be hitting the clinic because it burns when you pee. Don’t get me wrong – I love hitting it raw. It feels a million times better than fucking with a condom. No. A billion!
After you’ve had sex with a woman, if you’ve really fucked her well, she’ll get what is known as the “hit it walk”. That’s when, after you’ve really pounded her for hours and hours, the next day she’s walking bowlegged and funny because she’s still feeling it. You’ve stretched her out and opened her up well and good, and her body is still trying to get back to normal. She will get her walk back after a few days, don’t worry.
If you really find a woman attractive and want to fuck ASAP, you can say, “I’d hit that like a drunk driver”, because those crazy assholes hit things fast with their cars. If you don’t want a lasting relationship with someone, you can “hit it and quit it”, meaning that you fuck them and then chuck them.
But in the end, we’re all just trying to hit it off with someone, aren’t we?
1. When I saw Scarlett Johansson’s ass, I thought, “I’d hit that”.
2. “Mmmm,” thought President Clinton, “I’d hit that.”
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