Slang for anus, especially when your shit has stained the little pucker lines of your asshole chocolate brown, like the miniature radial arms of a tiny brown starfish.

DID YOU KNOW? Starfish also have anuses, but a starfish’s anus is located on its back in the middle of its upper body. Whether or not a starfish can itself have a “chocolate starfish” ranks right up their with a tree falling in the forest and the sound of one hand clapping as one of the greatest philosophical quandaries of all time.

1. Oh man, I ate some killer chili last night, and now my chocolate starfish is burning.

2. When I got Jane back to my place last night, I fucked her in the chocolate starfish and jizzed in her mouth. Everybody wins!

RELATED TERMS:

Anus

Asshole