A hooker is a prostitute. A prostitute is a woman that sells sexual favors for money. It is a straight-forward relationship that a lot of men prefer to the bullshit of a “normal” relationship with a woman. In fact, whereas a man might spend hundreds of dollars on a woman he is interested in and still not get any sexual satisfaction, with the prostitute, you are guaranteed erotic goodness for a reasonable price.
I remember in my early twenties I met a woman at a bar one night. She was hot – easily a seven out of ten. I bought her three drinks that night, and split a cab with her at the end of the night. I got one kiss before she got out of the cab. We arranged to go out on a first date. I paid for her dinner and we went to see a movie. I bought her snacks, and for the cab ride back to her place. Some more kissing, and then she said that was all she was willing to do. We went out on a second and third date, where I paid for the drinks and dinner and entertainment. By the end of the third date, I had spent exactly $345, and only had her tits in my mouth.
If I had wanted, I could have got myself a hooker that was a nine out of ten. I could have spent $250 bucks on an hour of hot sucking and fucking, exploding in her pussy at the end of the experience. And, I’d still have almost another hundred bucks in my pocket to get myself another blowjob from her the next day.
See what I mean?
Plus, a hooker is a no-nonsense relationship. No drama because you forgot your anniversary. No tears because you wanted to watch the game with your buddies rather than hang out with her. No hormone craziness once a month. No wasted time, effort, or money. You pay. You get laid. Done.
Now, obviously you want to use a condom when you’re with a hooker. Plus, in most places, prostitution is illegal. So, you want to be careful that you don’t get nabbed by the cops. But other than that, getting a hooker is pretty great. You can choose the kind of hooker you want to, instead of settling for some woman that tolerates you. If you like brunettes with big tits, you can get that. If you like twin blondes with little tits, you can get that. It’s all just a matter of money, honey.
Of course, there is something special about falling in love with a woman, and getting to have sensual sex with her in an actual relationship. But isn’t it just as special when the red headed hooker you’ve hired sticks her tongue in your ass as you spray your cumload all over her huge, young, perfectly round, real tits?
Hmmm?
1. I use my tax returns to rent a hooker for an hour. It’s like the government is getting me laid.
2. Hookers know how to fuck better than you. Take notes.
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