A Honey Fuck is when you have sex with someone you love. Isn’t that nice? Instead of all the one-night stands and drunken trysts you’ve had, a honey fuck is when you honestly and completely love the person you’re nailing. It’s rare, as is love, but when you’re having a honey fuck, you can definitely feel the difference. There should be a “Honey Fuck” section in a greeting card store.
“Spending time with you
is like a sunny day with luck.
BTW, my balls still tingle
from last night’s honey fuck”
Now what young lady wouldn’t love to get a card like that from her beau? Get on it, Hallmark.
I’ve only had a honey fuck once in my whole life. It was with my first college girlfriend. We were both freshman and met in a history class. Her name was Wendy, and she was cute as hell. Blonde, short, b-cup tits, and a killer ass and legs from being on the long-distance running team. We started off just studying together and sharing class notes, but soon we started dating. She was still a virgin, and wanted to wait until marriage to have sex. She told me that she loved to give head, though, so I thought it’d be nice to date her for a while.
After four months, we were really in love (or at least what I thought was love at the time). We spent all our time together. She knew how to suck a cock better than any woman I’ve met since. Deepthroat and swallow. So good. My brother was getting married back in my hometown, so I asked her if she wanted to go with me. She said yes, and we got ourselves a hotel room in the complex where the reception was being held. It must have been the romantic vibe in the air, because she told me as we were dancing that she wanted to have sex.
I got some condoms from my brother and met Wendy back in our room. She was naked with her legs spread wide on the bed. I slipped the condom on my raging stiffy and laid in between her thighs. She took my throbbing cock and pulled me into her, the head of my dick popping through her tight, hot, wet pussy. She moaned loudly as I slid in and out slowly, getting her used to the thick long meat I had to give her. Finally, I was balls deep. She was making noises I’ve never heard since. We made slow, sensual love for hours. A pure honey fuck. I’ll never forget that night.
We ended up breaking up because I met a brunette with bigger tits. Hey, I was in college.
Sex is amazing, but a honey fuck with someone you love makes it a deeper, more intense, more meaningful experience. I hope everyone gets at least one in their lives!
1. Honey badger has never had a Honey Fuck. He don’t give a shit.
2. Ken gave Barbie a deep hard Honey Fuck.
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