A Home Wrecker is a derogatory name for a woman that has sex with a man that is in a monogamous marriage or relationship with another woman. I prefer to refer to her as a “life enhancer”, because she makes the man who is unhappy with the life he is trapped in feel good for a little while. After all, if a guy is married to the same woman for twenty years, and she’s bored with sex and has no passion left for him, why is it so wrong for him to enjoy his life elsewhere?
He comes home from work at a job he probably doesn’t like very much, but has to stay there for the rest of his life so his wife and kids don’t end up on the streets. He comes home to hear his sixteen year-old daughter tell him that he’s an asshole because he doesn’t want her to go out looking like a cheap stripper. His twelve year old son left Lego on the floor, and the dad steps on it, cutting the bottom of his feet to shit. His wife is tired and cranky because she’s had to deal with the kids all day.
He has the same average pot roast that she makes every Thursday. She’s wearing track pants and a gross shirt that barely hides the muffin top that she’s had for the last three years. He asks his kids how their day was, and they both answer “good”, and then don’t say anything else. The daughter’s phone rings, and he can see it’s her eighteen year-old boyfriend sexting her. You actually see the words “rimjob” and “LOL” on the screen of her phone. She says she has to go because she’s studying at her girlfriend’s house, and leaves in her slutty shore outfit.
After dinner his son locks himself in his room and he can hear him masturbating to gangbang porn. Again and again. The father sits down to watch “Big Bang Theory” with his wife, who falls asleep at 9 pm. The dad wakes her up and asks her if they can have some sex tonight, and she tells him she’s too tired. She’s been too tired for a month now. And the last time they did fuck, she didn’t even bother to fake a moan here and there. Complete silence.
So yeah, if that guy decides to meet and have a bit of hot, willing pussy on the side, I hardly think he’s to blame. He’s a man. This is his life, and he only gets a few years on this blue marble. Let him give the high hard one to someone that can still cum. If he ends up divorcing his wife and living with the “home wrecker”, is it so surprising? No.
It’s just a man trying not to slowly die in a life that he hates. He wants to live! Live dammit! Live!
1. Angelina Jolie is a Home Wrecker.
2. Kat Von D is a Home Wrecker.
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