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A contest between a group of male friends (usually frat boys, college jocks, or some other kind of slizzered, woo-shouting douchebag), to see who can pick up, take home, and fuck the fattest, ugliest chick in the bar. One who engages in Hogging is called a “Hogger.”
After centuries of being mocked and ignored by so-called “popular guys,” Hogging was invented by a secret society of fat, ugly chicks to trick cocky, athletic assholes into fucking them. Way to go, girls!
Despite enormous efforts to copy this achievement, fat, ugly men have had little success using the same trick on slim, stuck-up, narcissistic bitches. Word from the Fugly Dude camp insists they have their best minds working on the problem, but they still may be decades away from replicating the success of the “Hogging” strategy that works so well for fat-assed girls in college towns everywhere.
1. Dunner and Spence went Hogging last night, and Dunn bagged this enormous swamp donkey, so I guess he “won.”
2. When I go Hogging, I at least try to find someone who is Fattractive.
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