To Hit and Run means to have sex with a person and leave before they wake up to avoid potential embarrassment. It is also known as the “hit and split”, the “fuck and chuck”, and the “dart it and depart it”.
If you are the one hitting and running, there are some obvious prep-work moves you can do. If you know you’re going to want to hit and run on someone, the first thing you want to do is maintain your anonymity. Giving a fake name, or not telling the person your last name is a good start. Never give them the correct digits. By just changing the last number, it’s easy to remember your fake number.
The next thing you want to do is take them to their place, or fuck them in your car. If you fuck them at their place, leave all your clothes in their bathroom. That way, when everything is over, you can say that you’re going to go to the bathroom for a shit. Get your clothes back on. Peek outside. If they’re still awake, go out the bathroom window. If they’re asleep, sneak out the front door.
If you’re the one being hit and run, remember: you got laid. It might seem humiliating if the person took off without saying goodbye, and when you try the number they gave you it goes to a pizza parlor. But just remember the sex. After a few days have gone by and you start to feel better, take a look in the mirror. Why did they hit and run on you? Should you hit the gym? Be honest with yourself, and work on your ass.
And remember: if you don’t want to get hit and run, don’t give it up so easily. The old saying is still true that guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free. If you want a second date, don’t give it up on the first date.
As a guy that has pulled the hit and run on plenty of bar skanks in his day, I can tell you that it feels pretty sweet to lie to a chick’s face about liking her, fuck her up the ass until she cums, and then never call her again. It almost makes you feel like you’ve evened things up with all the bitches that broke your heart in the past. Plus, you’ve taught a noob about the game. And as the saying goes, “Don’t blame the playa. Blame the game.”
Before all you ladies get upset, believe me – women pull the hit and run too. I’ve awoken to find myself alone with a fake number a couple of times. I didn’t really care, to be honest, since the last thing I need is a steady girlfriend, but still. It happens to dudes too.
1. Paul hit and run Kelly last night.
2. Kelly killed herself after Paul pulled a hit and run on her two nights ago.
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