Even though every guy on the planet loves the idea of anal sex, it’s rare that they ever think of the negative consequences of choosing the back door instead of the front. Aside from the regular clutter you’d find in the backdoor, like matted down pubic hair and flaming red hemorrhoids, you can also run into something even more disgusting and devastating, called the Hershey Highway. A Hershey highway comes in many forms, but essentially just means that while you were fucking that person in the ass you encountered some steaming hot diarrhea in some way or another.
Now, exactly how you discover the Hershey highway is what makes all the difference. Perhaps you leaned in a little too far to get that nice deep dicking style of penetration, but little did you know you accidentally struck oil, penetrating that layer of earth until a hot liquid started oozing up from somewhere deep within. At first you didn’t realize it, but once the tip of your dick felt wetter and warmer with every thrust, you knew something was wrong. Or even worse, maybe you’re stoking the fire (pulling out with each thrust, only to shove your cock back inside her ass) and after one too many thrusts you pull your cock out and look down to see what could only be a melted chocolate bar in place of your penis. There’s also the geyser, where you’re fucking the person anally and everything is going perfectly fine, when suddenly you feel this immense pressure on the tip of your cock. You decide to pull out to see what’s wrong, but the second you do she pops open like a bottle of champagne, spewing liquid shit everywhere. However it is that you experience this Hershey highway, I assure you it isn’t pleasant. But, there is one thing that’s even worse, and that’s the ‘Oh Henry Hole.’
I think you can use your imagination here, but just in case, I’ll clarify what an Oh Henry Hole entails. An Oh Henry Hole is the same principal as a Hershey Highway, but instead of warm liquid fecal matter, you get that chunky, cement mixture that you get after eating far too much cheese. But, to top it all off, there’s ALWAYS nuts in it, or corn that looks like nuts, giving it the appearance of an Oh Henry bar (in certain states in the U.S. they refer to it as a Sweet Marie instead of an Oh Henry hole, which is the exact same chocolate bar but with a different packaging). There’s nothing worse than pulling your cock out of a hot chick’s ass, only to see that your entire shift is lathered up with thick poo and bits of nuts.
1. One time I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass while we were having a hot bath and she totally gave me a Hershey highway! It was like soaking in a tub full of warm chocolate pudding.
2. Never fuck a girl in the ass in your car. If she happens to have a Hershey highway, you’ll never get the smell out.
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