The Helen Keller is when a man ejaculates into both of his lover’s ears and then jabs his dick in both eyes, rendering them deaf and blind. It is a tricky move that takes patience and precision.
In fact, if you are able to complete the Helen Keller move, you would thereafter be known as a “Miracle Worker”, because of the difficulty involved.
It goes without saying that you shouldn’t try this move on an unsuspecting person, and that you should take great care during the eye-poking not to push too hard. It would be a shame if you were just one eye away from completing the Helen Keller, only to poke the last eyeball too hard, and end up taking the person to the hospital. Then you find out that you’ve permanently blinded the person, and you have to leave the country so as to elude prosecutors.
So, practice your aim and your poking before hand. For aim practice, light two candles on your computer table. When you masturbate, and are ready to cum, aim at one candle. If you can extinguish one candle with your first cum wad, squeeze your cock to hold the next cum wad in for four seconds. This is to represent the time it would take to get your cock around the person’s head and aim at the second ear. Then try to extinguish the second candle.
If you can do both candles, it’s time to practice your eye-poking. Fry up two sunny-side eggs and have then ready on a plate. After extinguishing the two candles, poke both yolks with your cock. If you can push them both without breaking the yolks, you’re ready to try the real thing. Don’t be surprised if perfecting the practice Helen Keller takes you months or even years. I’m still trying to get that second candle out.
For those of you adept enough to complete the Helen Keller, you may want to try the “Tommy”. Based on The Who’s rock opera album of the same name, Tommy was deaf, dumb, and blind. So, in addition to the ear cumming, and eye poking, you then have to save one last cum squirt to shoot down the person’s throat as they’re breathing in, so as to make them mute as well. As they choke and wince and struggle to get the cum out of their ears, you can recline and pat yourself on the back.
If you haven’t bothered to warn the person before trying the Helen Keller or Tommy, expect anger at the very least. These are moves that you should work on with your partner as a team. If they’re game for trying it, they can help you by turning their head after one ear is filled with cum. You’ll have to share the credit once you’ve accomplished the feat, but it’s still a wonderful feeling.
Teamwork!
1. I gave Uma Thurman the Helen Keller last night. Fantastic girl.
2. Peter North has the cum capacity to give three women the Helen Keller.
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