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Head is a common term for fellatio, or oral sex, often used in conjunction with the verbs “giving” or “receiving.” Traditionally, “giving head” mostly referred to a girl performing blowjobs and sucking cock, but now it is used inter-changeably between male and female oral sex. Similar slang words include phrases such as “deep throating,” “carpet munching,” and “eating out.”
The origin of the sexual use of the word head is still unknown, but scholars have put forth numerous theories. Anatomists believe that the term comes from the “head” or “tip” of a man’s penis, and the end of a female clitoris, both of which are the focal point when someone is giving head. Historians and archaeologists have argued that the term comes from sexual practices after battle, when male Egyptian soldiers used to decapitate their enemies and use the severed heads for sexual pleasure after winning a battle or war. When finished skull fucking their enemies, they would often bring home the recently defiled head for their wife, since the tongue stiffens during rigor mortis and can serve as an excellent dildo or clit stimulator.
In modern times, head is still an extremely useful term and sexual practice for many different types of people. Devout Christians who don’t believe in sex before marriage have been using oral sex as a way to satisfy their partner before they tie the knot, because apparently in the eyes of God, a mouth doesn’t count. Strange that God would approve of defiling a young girl’s “prayer vessel,” over straight up vaginal insertion. Of course, an asshole can also be used as a replacement for vaginal penetration for religious reasons or if a woman is having her period. This might also explain the age-old phenomenon of Catholic priests sodomizing little boys during their so-called “abstinence.” Generally speaking, of course, most women prefer sucking cock to anal fucking, so unless you’re a clergyman you’re probably going to have to settle for a blowjob.
‘Giving Head’ has given way to several myths and misconceptions between men and women. First of all, it is true that ALL men enjoy receiving head, but only from women who know what they’re doing. Hint to the ladies, licking a guy’s cock like a frail newborn kitten lapping up milk does NOT count as “giving head.” The term “suck” should be the key thing to focus on when sucking a man’s cock.
A message to the guys: if you want to receive Head on a regular basis, you’re going to need to learn how to give head as well. Chances are, you’re bad enough in bed that you can’t give your girlfriend an orgasm simply by fucking, so unless you buy her the latest version of The Rabbit for Christmas, you’d better get used to the fact that you’re going to half to start licking her pussy.
1. I would never fuck Betsy, but once at work I let her give me head in the copy room.
2. Catholic girls always give the best head, but once they get married it’s nothing but missionary fucking and church on Friday nights.
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