The word ‘hard’ is a slang term for the state of sexual arousal in males. Basically if a man is ‘hard’, he’s erect, horny, interested and ready to go. That’s the basic meaning. Here’s where you can go with it:
Hard is a way to exude power, sexual power. It’s not just a term that men use anymore, though men certainly do. Now, women are taking the reigns and using this term to describe their own sexual urges. When a guy says he’s hard, he’s erect. When a woman says she’s hard, she’s horny, the blood is flowing to her clit, her vaginal lips are likely swollen and her panties are probably wet. When a lesbian with a strap-on says she’s hard, well…just believe her. No sense arguing with a woman hosting an inanimate object, she’s hard and she’s going to stay that way.
A friend once said that she texted her husband one particularly horny afternoon and said, You make me hard. That’s it. Simple, clean, to the point. So how can she be ‘hard’ when she doesn’t have a dick? Simple. Being hard is not about the penis. It’s about your sexual state, being horny and ready for action. So, really, anyone can get or become hard. All you have to do is embrace the power of your own desires.
Hard may imply the hardness of a sexual organ (the actual physical hardness), but it can also refer to the emotional and sexual anguish that comes from not getting any. It can result in a person being ‘hard up’, as in, needing sex badly. If you get hard, make sure you’ve got a plan on how to put your ‘hardness’ to good use. You can always rub one out. Another solution is to have a plethora of phone numbers programmed into your cell just for these specific situations when you feel yourself getting hard and you need a release. Whether it’s a friend-with-benefits, a booty call, or just some number you got off the Internet, it’s always important to have back-up plans to insure sexual satisfaction.
1. Justin was hard just looking at the girls in this year’s GeekGirlCon calendar. Their pigtails, their World of Warcraft corsets, their stockings with code running up and down their legs, the way they clutched ipads in their soft slender hands.
2. Penelope crossed her legs. Her professor was talking about Einstein’s theory of relativity and this had her thinking of Doc from Back to the Future. He had a sheep dog named Einstein. He was an inventor and a genius. He hooked up with that hot science geek Clara. They invented a time traveling train and lived happily ever after, thwarting the concept of time as a linear construction. Just hearing him say ‘Great Scott’ could push Penelope over the edge. Damn you Einstein, she thought. If only you didn’t have such qualities of pure genius. If only the Doc were here. Together we’d tame the Wild West. She shivered. She was harder than Einstein’s theory was to understand.
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