Hanky Panky can mean trickery or shenanigans, but in the sexual sense, it means any discreet or surreptitious erotic activity. Technically, you could use hanky panky to achieve some hanky panky, and then need a hanky to clean up the mess. Technically.
Hanky panky is usually a term used by those in authority to warm younger people to keep their noses clean. Keeping your nose clean is difficult when you’re giving a woman quality cunnilingus in a sixty-nine position, for example, because if you’re doing it right, your nose will end up nostril-deep in her juicy pussy. Again and again. And she’ll love it.
I remember when I would take out a new girlfriend back in high school, and their father would always take me aside and tell me, “no hanky panky with my daughter”. I must have had a bit of a reputation for doing perverted things with people’s daughters because every single father had this little talk with me. Of course, what they didn’t realize is that their daughter only said that she wanted to go out with me because of my reputation as someone who would do perverted things to them. Their precious daughters were just as perverted, but they were blind to that
I like hanky panky. It’s what dating is all about. Once you’re in a monogamous relationship, the hanky panky turns into something less fun. When you’re first dating someone, hanky panky is everywhere. You might sneak off and find a quiet corner of a museum for some hanky panky. I’ve had some hot hanky panky in the Sears mattress department with a young lady. Hanky panky is the good stuff.
Even better is if the woman is into a little light spanking during your sexual time together. Then you get what is known as “hanky spanky”. A lot of fun. If you don’t end up getting full release after having some hanky panky with a woman, you’ll need to do some “hanky wanky”. That’s when you avert having blue balls by masturbating after sexual activity with the woman.
There is a cocktail called the Hanky Panky that is a martini with a little Fernet Branca in it. After having a few of those with your girlfriend, you’re pretty much guaranteed some good hanky panky.
Hanky panky seems like such an innocent term that I’d suggest it only includes first and second bases. Once she’s got your dick in her mouth or her pussy, I’d say you’ve gone from hanky-panky to humpy-pumpy. It is a fantastic transition to go from hanky panky to humpy pumpy. The underwear comes off, and it’s time to explore.
1. Lisa was a big fan of Hanky Panky ever since she had discovered the pleasure that a man touching her clitoris could bring her. “Who’s first?” she would scream at parties.
2. I was worried when Chuck Norris caught his daughter and I in the middle of some serious Hanky Panky.
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