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Half-and half is an act in which a prostitute performs fellatio on one person while being penetrated anally or vaginally by another. Why a prostitute, you say? I don’t know. It’s just the way it is. It’s the service that’s the important part. One half of that service is oral sex, the other half is penetrative sex. There are prostitutes. Or at least one. The whole thing is hot and basically you’ve been dreaming about it since you were sixteen. Don’t fuck around, just make it happen.
Half-and-half also refers to a mixture of ½ whole milk and ½ cream, perfect for your morning coffee. Now close your eyes. Picture what half-and-half cream really looks like. You get what I’m saying? A whore is sucking your cock. She’s damn good at it too, working her tongue up and down your shaft while she deep throats you. She’s on her hands and knees and your buddy is going back and forth between her ass and her pussy, entering one hole, pounding away for a few minutes, then pulling out and slamming into the other hole. Hot right? Kinda like a devil’s three-way….you know, two dudes. And the chick’s a prostitute. So while you watch her get banged, you can feel yourself getting ready to blow your load. You’re about to give in to the double half-and-half, sending that creamy mixture all the way down her throat.
1. John hired Tami on the spot. He’d seen her milling around the lobby of his office, talking to some of the lawyers. Even his legal secretary, a young blond with tattoos on her lower back, flirted with Tami. He was right about her being a prostitute, he was sure she’d be up for a half-and-half.
2. You are not gonna believe what we got for your stag, Eric grinned and twisted the cap off a pilsner. It’s gonna blow your mind hole!
Eddie rolled his eyes. Eric hadn’t even know what a half-and-half was, Eddie had to fucking explain it to him. They’d watched enough porn together to have seen it a hundred times over, sharing a room with bunk beds. Eddie shivered as the memory of the wooden bed frame moving with the jerky rhythm of both boys in the dark. Why did brothers always have to share everything?
Dude, I told you, Jamie’s gonna kill me if she finds out you got me a stripper. Wilson had been the twins’ best friend since high school. Jamie, his fiancé, a prudish blonde that Eric had dubbed ‘The Ice Princess’, was not a fan of Wilson’s friends.
Not a stripper Eric blurted out, prostitutes, dude. TWO of them! And they’ve got instructions, dude. Very specific instructions. He swallowed a mouthful of beer and wiped the shine from his lips. Ever heard of a half-and half? It’s where one hooker blows you while another dude fucks her in the ass!
Or her vagina. Eddie offered.
Jesus Eddie, Eric sneered. Why do you always have to say vagina? That sounds so nasty. It’s pussy, for fucks sake!
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