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“Gay” means homosexual; either a man with a man, or a woman with a woman.
I’m going to focus on the “woman with a woman” variety here, because it gives me an erection to think about it, let alone write about it.
Lesbian gay sex is so fucking hot. I used to only watch heterosexual porno, because I would put myself in the place of the guy doing the fucking, and that would arouse me. Then I saw my first lesbian porn. I think it was Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks dyking it out together.
It was like seeing the face of God, except with huge tits and ass.
I realized that I don’t need to see another dude in porn. All I need to see is the ladies. Watching women is a thing of beauty. As soon as you insert a man (in the scene – not the orifices) it becomes more…primal. With women only, it seems more ethereal.
Any lesbian porn usually starts off with women kissing, and that’s almost the hottest part of the whole she-bang. A beautiful trend that has evolved over the last ten years or so, is that more and more heterosexual girlfriends will kiss each other to drive the men they’re with crazy. It is so hot to watch two women frenching. Damn hot. The only danger is when the girls realize how much they enjoy kissing other women. They could turn lesbian, and then you’d be out of luck. Unless they let you watch them fuck. Then you’re a lucky son of a bitch, and should invite me over to film.
After the kissing, lesbian porn usually moves to breast play and cunnilingus. When a woman gets into a sixty-nine with another woman, you know the moaning is legit. A woman knows how to give cunnilingus because she’s got the equipment herself! Take note of lesbian cunnilingus and copy their techniques.
Then the strap-ons and dildos come out. At this point, you get the best of both worlds. You get the fucking with penis-shaped objects, but in a movie that just has hot women. No dudes to fuck it up with their sweaty balls and ugly sex faces. Just glorious vibrators glistening with the sweet pussy juices of beautiful young maidens. Bless them all!
Yes sir, gay is good. I guess gay men and women might enjoy watching gay men porn, but it’s not really my cup of tea. I need pussy to participate.
1. I was hitting on a really foxy woman named Harriet all night by buying her drinks and chatting her up. When I went to the bathroom, my buddy told me that I was wasting my time because she was gay. When I got back, she admitted it, but told me I could go back to her place with her and watch her and her girlfriend have sex. I felt like I had won the lottery.
2. There is nothing wrong with being gay. There is something very wrong with being Michael Jackson.
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