Ganong is a slang word for penis, or for the act of having sex.
If you’re a woman, you know how great the ganong is. The way it feels when the ridge that separates the head of the cock and the shaft of the cock rubs just inside your pussy lips. The way it feels when you’re bent over in doggy style position and your man’s ganong is balls deep, and your clit gets slapped with his nut sack every time he thrusts deep.
Face it: ladies love the ganong.
I don’t think it’s penis envy, I think it’s ganong craving. Once they’ve felt a good, stiff cock in their pussy, they’re hooked worse than if they did heroin. All the girlfriends I have ever had have, at one point or another, admitted that they love getting the ganong deep, hard, and fast. They also like it slow and sensual at times. But every one of them has come home from work at one point and demanded sex.
Peculiar peccadilloes pertaining to the penis have been covered by every working stand-up comedian out there, such as the morning woody. That’s always a fun time, especially if you have to pass innocent bystanders to get to the bathroom for urinating.
I find that one of the most important decisions a man has to make, when it comes to his ganong, is the pube grooming direction he goes with. Some guys just let it go all Bob Ross, which is very natural, and very easy. Unfortunately, it can cause problems with stray pubes in the woman’s mouth during oral sex. Some guys shave the whole thing off so their cock looks bigger. I guess it does appear that way, but it also looks like they’re seven years old.
For me, it’s all about styling. Use hair gel to sculpt your pubes into something spectacular that accentuates the ganong. For myself, I like to style my pubic hair like Salvador Dali’s moustache. Women love it.
Oh, and one last word on the ganong: leave it alone. Don’t be fooled into penis enhancement drugs, or penis pumps, or penis enlargement surgery. Work with what you’ve got, and urge your lady to strengthen her pussy muscles! After all, if the woman exercises her Kegels, she can squeeze any size ganong and make it feel snug!
1. I knew that Gladys would be a little afraid of my ganong because she is a virgin. When I showed it to her, she was afraid that since it was so thick it would hurt her when we had sex. I told her that I’d go slowly, and be gentle. Now that we’ve done it a few times, she yells at me to go “balls deep” loud enough for my neighbors to hear. Fantastic!
2. Jessica is the hottest waitress I have ever seen, so I asked her out. I wasn’t sure what would happen, but we ended up having some hot ganong in her backyard. Her mom was inside watching TV, so we had to keep quiet!
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