When someone is sexually aroused by statues, it is called galateism. A statue can be any inanimate object representing a human or animal, and can be found outdoors in parks, in museums or art galleries, in the home or higher learning environment. Galateism can even be sexual arousal from those living statues you see on the streets that paint themselves metallic colors and dance like a robot for a quarter.
Frequently, people with galateism find it hard to curb their urges. You’ll note that statues outdoors will have a healthy amount of bird shit on them, from the head downward. You may not note, however, the little bits of white “bird shit” at waist-height. These cum stains are often mistaken for dried bird turd but after the Philadelphia State Forensics Department tested the gelatinous glue and found that it was, in fact, human sperm (average age of 46-55 year old men, at that!)
Women traveling in Europe, specifically Italy, are often aroused by the naked statues sprawled about the town square. In their defense, these statues are idealized and are chiseled in a way to make the figures buff and overtly sexual. When asked about the genetalia of the statues, women will often say the phallus is never the most arousing point, but the ass and backside. Go figure. When you do take a look, though, the dicks are about 2” long. Not bad if they are soft, but these things are rock hard. Sorry about your luck, Europe.
1. My ex suffered from galateism and constantly made me stand perfectly still as she rode my cock – standing up!
2. The security guard at the Met was fired because of the splooge on the statues – no doubt a result of his galateism.
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Iconolagnia