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The Fighting Irish means to double fist a girl. First in the vagina and the other in the ass, so that it looks like the fighting Irish mascot.
However, unlike the picture you think of when you envision the fighting Irish mascot, you should not fist a woman with fists like you are going to get into a fight. I recommend the double duckbill position of your hands. The duckbill is when you touch all the tips of your fingers and thumb together at a point, making your hand look like a duck’s head. Much easier to fist someone like that.
If I could give anyone on the planet, past or present, in their prime, the Fighting Irish, it would have to be Christina Aguilera right around the time she released her “Dirty” music video. There are a few reasons. First, she is dirty, and you know she’d love it. Second, I’m a big fan of a woman being vocal in bed. I have to imagine that during the Fighting Irish, a woman would be screaming her head off with pleasure. Since Christina has such a loud, beautiful voice, I can only surmise that her full-throated Fighting Irish screams would be amazing. If anyone invents a time machine, let me know. I do not want Christina these days. Too fat.
For all you ladies out there who think you’d be into the Fighting Irish, let me say this. Do not start your man fisting you unless you’re willing to exercise your Kegels. It’s all fun and games to fist yourself out, but if your pussy ends up all loosey-goosey, where’s the good times for your husband? With just a few minutes a day, you can strengthen your pussy muscles so that it can expand to accommodate a fist, but still grip your hubby’s pencil dick when he throws you a bone every now and then. Do it for him. Please.
There is a myth about giving The Fighting Irish to a man. It involves a man with a huge foreskin. You stretch the foreskin completely over one fist, while fisting his asshole with the other. It has never been documented on film, and continues to be the stuff of legend. They say only one man, named Victor, has been given the Fighting Irish. Apparently it was somewhere in South America, and afterwards Victor disappeared into the jungles of Guatemala. They say he’s still out there somewhere – with his huge, stretched out foreskin slapping against his thighs. Sometimes, during the full moon, the natives say you can hear the slapping…
1. Katherine had always loved getting double penetrated by the black guys on her university basket ball team. After she graduated and married a rich white guy, she missed the feeling of being filled completely in both her holes. She never told her husband about her wild past, but instead convinced him to start giving her the Fighting Irish. Now she can’t cum unless he does it.
2. Andre the Giant tried giving his wife the Fighting Irish, but ended up killing her. His hands were way too big. She did die with a smile, it should be noted.
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