Furtling is stimulating the genitals by using photos for sexual stimulation. (The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one’s fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.)
We’ve all been there.
You’re all alone because the wife and kids have gone to see Shrek 7 or wherever the fuck that franchise is at now. You’ve finished all the chores she left for you to do, and you’ve still got an hour before they get back. You turn on the TV and start playing with yourself while watching an old rerun of “Beverley Hills 90210”. You know – the ones with Tiffany Amber Theisson and her giant tits?
Then you start to remember back to your high school days. You recall, as your hand starts to lightly squeeze and release your tightening balls, your biggest crush during your senior year. It was Shelly Zilhan, the beautiful blonde eighteen year old with the hottest face and best body in the school. You remember that she was on the swim team (which every competition you went to, not to support the school, but to see Shelly in a one-piece). So, you run upstairs to the attic and find your senior yearbook.
There’s Shelly, 18 and fresh, looking fantastic in her class picture. You turn to the swim-team page, but it’s a group shot, and she’s in the back. You seem to remember that she was on the team the previous year too, so you grab that yearbook. And there, on page 69 (coincidence?), is a beautiful color picture of Shelly during a swim meet. She’s all wet, and bent over on the starting blocks waiting for a race to start. It’s taken from behind and to the side, so you can see the outline of her tits and nipples, and her sweet, tight ass.
It’s time to masturbate.
You go down to your computer and scan the picture on your scanner. Then you use some photo-manipulation software to blow it up so that it fills up a full page in your color printer. You print that out, and now you’re ready to go.
You poke a little hole with a pen right where her pussy would be. Then, as you masturbate, you slowly start to push your finger through the hole in the picture. The pussy hole gets bigger and bigger as you get closer and closer to cumming. You imagine your finger is your cock, opening up that sweet vagina up from behind. Then you cum all over the picture. Easy clean-up.
Plus, you’ve got the picture saved on your computer for your “Shrek 8” afternoon next year.
You shower up, the wife and kids come home, and hopefully they brought a pizza back for dinner.
1. I used my grandparent’s National Geographic magazines in the bathroom for furtling when I hit puberty. That famous chick with the intense eyes on the cover was my first.
2. I was grossed out when my brother used a picture of Eleanor Roosevelt for furtling.
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