Fun bags are a comical expression meaning breasts. Now, even though all boobs are fun, I would argue that fun bags need to be at least a c-cup in size. Otherwise, the “bag” component of the expression is not present. Little, mosquito bite bosoms aren’t like bags at all. Well, maybe they’re like a dime-bag of weed or something. But for a true “fun bag” pair of bosoms, I think you need to have at least a c-cup. You have to be able to motorboat a pair of fun bags, in my opinion.
Let’s see. Who’s got some noteworthy fun bags? Gianna Michaels, Rita Faltoyano, Aspen Stevens, and Roxetta all spring to mind. Actually, the more I picture them in my mind, that’s not the only thing springing up, if you understand my meaning. My penis is erect. I think I need to take a quick “personal moment” to boot up some fun bag porn clips. If my prose seems less vital and energetic after this paragraph, you can probably figure out why. I plan to masturbate until orgasm. (In case you couldn’t figure it out).
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There we go. Much better. Where was I? Oh yeah – fun bags. God I love fun bags. I know that technically the boobs on a woman aren’t for sex, really. They’re for feeding babies. However, I guess since the cleavage on a woman instinctively reminds a man of her ass crack, and that reminds him of doggy style sex, we’ve come to find boobs incredibly sexy. Have you noticed that every commercial on tv has a woman with large breasts and a tight shirt on it? Why? Because boobs sell, baby. Especially beer. I like beer.
Yep, the prose has gone downhill. I can tell by seeing sentences like “I like beer.” Not exactly T.S. Elliot, am I?
More like B.S. Elliot.
There is a brief window where fun bags are in their prime. Let’s assume that a woman gets her full, perky set of voluptuous fun bags at age eighteen. From then until her twenty-eighth birthday, those puppies are in their prime. Right around twenty-eight, they start to drop a little. She still has her late twenties and early thirties to have some fun. Even in her forties, if they’re some sweet ass tits, they can look good. After that, they really begin to sag. That’s just nature. Deal.
So, your average pair of fun bags has a shelf life of like twenty-five years. Go get ‘em!
1. Jason had been waiting for months to see and feel Katherine’s beautiful fun bags. He courted her, dated her, and now was about to get access. She pulled up her top, and he could see she had worn a sexy bra. She took that off, and Jason leaned forward to motorboat them for the next twenty minutes.
2. Barry likes to fall asleep on his wife’s fun bags after they have sex.
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