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To engage in frottage is similar to dry humping. Basically, it’s rubbing clothed bodies together for sexual pleasure.
For me, frottage was a huge part of my early sex life. Back when I was thirteen or fourteen, it was all about the dry humping. I remember I had my girlfriend Tanya over and we were dry humping in my room while we made out. It was getting really passionate, and then my mother barges in, without knocking, with some snacks.
Seeing my mom’s eyes lock onto the huge boner in my jeans was bad, but then when I looked down, I saw that there was a wet spot over the bulging head of my cock. It was my pre-cum that had leaked through my underwear and jeans.
Not only did I have to try to calm the situation down, but I also had the worst case of blue balls of my life. It was like someone was twisting my kidneys in a vice. Wonderful afternoon. Here’s a tip for every warm-blooded teenage boy: go to the hardware store and buy yourself a two dollar latch for your door. Moms don’t knock.
Moms don’t knock.
Suffice to say, mom wouldn’t look me in the eyes for about a month, and Tanya wouldn’t show her face in my house again. I did end up getting to play with her mosquito-bite boobs behind the MacDonalds one night, but that’s another story.
Frottage is great because it is very safe sex. Can’t get pregnant or a STI from dry humping! But, like I said, the blue balls that sometimes accompany frottage can be pretty painful. Still, the most popular form of frottage is the lap dance.
Strip club laws are different everywhere you go. However, in most exotic dance bars, you can pay for a woman to take you to a private area and she’ll strip while giving you some frottage. It is usually pretty expensive, but also quite enjoyable. Choose a stripper (call them “dancers”) with a set of tits and ass you like, and sit back and watch. You’ll want to grab her, but don’t. Trust me.
Odds are, after she’s done giving you your lap dance, you’ll be hard as a rock and totally aroused. Feel free to chill out on the chair for a few minutes to let your body relax and your penis go soft. There’s nothing less cool than returning to the table full of your buddies with a huge boner in your pants.
Trust me.
1. I paid a stripper three hundred dollars to give me forty-five minutes of frottage, all in three minute sections. I wore my thinnest track pants so she could really grind my boner effectively. Unfortunately, that was my rent money.
2. Lesbian frottage at the cottage under a light with low wattage was a big part of my slutty sister’s adolescence. I watched from under the canoe and masturbated. Many thanks, sis!
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