The French Horn is a sexual act in which an individual, while performing oral sex, inserts her/his fist into the recipient’s anus, thus simulating French horn playing. This is a move not to be undertaken without a great deal of prep-work and lube, so if you’re going to try it, be ready to do your homework first.
The fisting of the asshole is really the tricky part. You can’t just dive in, fist-first, into an unprepared anus. You have to work your way up to it. Now, most assholes can usually accommodate two fingers comfortably. Because, as we all know, most shits that come out of our bums are at least two fingers wide. When you move to three fingers, or beyond, it takes some getting used to.
Once you’ve worked your partner’s asshole so that it can take three fingers, move to four. After four, it gets intense. That’s because you’re not just adding your fifth finger, you’re trying to get your whole fist in there. Don’t be surprised if this doesn’t happen on your first couple of attempts. Just keep stretching out that asshole, and you’ll get there. The easiest way to slide your whole fist into an asshole is by employing the duckbill method.
That’s where you make your hand look like a duck’s bill by bringing all the tips of your fingers and thumb together at one point. It’s also how Jim Henson got Kermit to make all those funny faces. It’s when you get to the knuckles that you might hit a road block. While making the duckbill with one hand, try to use your thumb and index finger on your other hand to see how big the asshole will have to stretch to get past your knuckles. Pretty wide, huh?
So, let’s say you’ve done the leg-work (or peg-work as the case may be). Now you’re ready for the full fisting of the asshole. The French Horn is great because you’re pleasuring the person’s genitals while you fist them. They’re getting a great sensation from both ends. Don’t be surprised if they cum fast – the French Horn is known for making people go a little berserk. For added enjoyment, feel free to try to sound like a French Horn with your mouth while you give the oral sex and move your fist in and out of their asshole. See if you can harmonize with their moaning when they build to climax.
After they have cum, and you take your hand out of their asshole, remember to wash up before giving each other a high-five. And congratulations! You did it!
1. After giving his wife the French Horn, Harry give her a big Dirty Sanchez. How international, Harry!
2. When Lisa realized her boyfriend’s asshole was loose from his bisexual days with the Harlem Globetrotters, she started giving him the French Horn. He moaned with pleasure, but she was concerned when she heard him groan the name “Curly” again and again.
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