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Fornicate means fuck. It is a good thing. It happens when two (or more) people take out their genitals and use them to gratify each other.
Unfortunately, the word “fornicate” usually has unfavorable connotations associated with it, because it was originally used to describe fucking prostitutes in the doorways and archways under Rome. I think that’s kind of an awesome thing to do, so I’m not sure why it’s become a negative word at all. Book me a flight to Rome!
Fornication is associated with morally questionable fucking. For example, if a husband and his wife are having sex it’s fine and good. But if that same husband tells his wife he’s going to the soup kitchen to help the poor, but instead picks up their babysitter and takes her to a private parking spot overlooking the airport so he can teach her all about the intricacies of anal sex and ass-to-mouth orgasms, that’s fornication.
A subtle difference, but a difference.
I should make it clear that the babysitter in this scenario is celebrating her eighteenth birthday that night, and that the man’s “wife” is really just a common-law partner.
I should also make it clear that the babysitter has huge, full tits that are really perky and firm. The wife’s tits are ok, but ever since she turned thirty, they have lost a lot of their charm. Both women have very tight pussies. The wife’s vag has grip because she exercises her kegels, and the babysitter’s is tight because she is a virgin.
The babysitter has always had a crush on the husband, and one night when he was driving her home, she told him about her feelings. He asked her how old she was, and she said seventeen. Then she lifted up her top and bra to show him those magnificent boobs I was telling you about. He told her that they’d have to wait until she was eighteen to do anything, so she promised to save herself for him until her birthday.
Wait, what was I supposed to be talking about? Oh yeah…fornication.
So let’s say a cop finds the husband and babysitter fucking in the car. But she’s a lady cop with long red hair and a perfect, round ass. She taps on the window and surprises the two of them while they’re locked in a sixty-nine. Rather than making them stop, she takes out her nightstick and handcuffs, and uses them as sex toys as they all have a hot threesome until dawn.
THAT’S fornication.
I should make it clear that the lady cop is also a virgin and celebrating her eighteenth birthday that night.
1. I like to fornicate while I watch porn with the woman. I call it “pornicating”.
2. When the priest came to talk to my class in grade seven, he made several references to bad people who fornicate. I wasn’t sure what that word meant, so I looked it up. Why didn’t he just say “fuck”? When I went to the church to ask him, he raped me.
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