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A fluffer is a person on pornographic film sets whose job it is to sexually arouse the male actors. Usually, it’s a girl too ugly to be on screen that gives blowjobs or hand jobs to the actors so they don’t go soft while the crew sets up a shot. They generally give these jobs to porn starlets that are past their prime too, but still know a thing or two about keeping a dick hard.
Fluffing is not as straight-forward (pun intended) as it seems. After all, a fluffer that is too good at the hand-job or blowjob could end up making the porn star they are fluffing have an orgasm. Then the crew would have to wait until the man reloads, so to speak, which could cost them money. Fluffing is a delicate science of keeping them stiff, but not eruptive.
My family comes from Britain, and my uncle still lives and works there. One night I was talking with him on the phone, and he told me he had just started a new job as a fluffer. I was surprised that he was telling me this, and more surprised that he was going to give hand jobs to porn actors as a job. But, I figured that in this economy, work is work. Then my dad told me that over there, a fluffer is someone who cleans the tunnels of the subway when trains aren’t running. I was kind of disappointed, but also kind of relieved.
In today’s porn world, fluffers aren’t as prevalent because of the introduction of erection pills like Viagara. A porn actor that has taken one of those pills can stay hard for hours at a time. Frankly, I don’t see why the actors need fluffers or erection pills at all. If I was getting paid to fuck gorgeous porn stars like Sasha Grey or Aspen Stevens, my cock would be nice and hard all on its own!
I guess the fluffers I feel worst for are the ones in charge of keeping horses hard during bestiality video shoots. It must take two or three of them to work one horsecock effectively. Well, many hands make light work, I guess.
1. I once had a pet monkey I named Fluffer because I taught him how to jerk me off. He’d wrap his little hands around my dick and work it like he was churning butter. I’d reward him with little pieces of banana when I climaxed. God, I miss that monkey. I haven’t met a woman yet that equals his enthusiasm.
2. When the porn producer told Lisa her face was too sour for porn, she started crying. He felt bad for her, so he told her he’d give her the Fluffer job on his new movie. Unfortunately, the movie starred three black guys with twelve-inch cocks, so she ended up spraining both her wrists trying to keep them all erect.
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